Life as a stabilizer - Scanning Guide

Alot of people have asked me how to scan down people quite fast for a wide range of reasons, primarily for ninjaing. Well, i decided that i will make a short video on how to scan. Yes i know, i launch 6 probes, OK it might not be how you do it or someone else does. But this is how i do it, and it works for me :)






Hope it helps,
please comment, like and subscribe.
Oh and tell your friends about the blog, thanks







-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as a stabilizer - New Patch Failure Fix

The new crucible patch is released today, and in light of some of the changes that the patch notes have shown me, it seems to be an interesting and mainly UI/Graphically improved version.
   Along with the new patch is an evil thing called the EVE Launcher. The eve launcher is an application that now allows us to update the eve client with ease .. APPARENTLY, but from all that i have seen with this client it has been nothing but failure. Ok i wont be biased and say it is useless as those who like it are allowed to obviously, but i myself hate it. I tried it on the test server about a month ago and to my suprise it failed miserably. However i managed to get the server working by using an external sisilauncher program to work it out, i will post a blog later about how to use it as i feel it is much better.

   Ok well i would normally post about what the new patch will bring to eve and how it will effect us however i feel that due to the EVE Launcher for TQ not working at all for many many users, including me, i will write this blog post about how to patch eve and well make it working without using the launcher.

Currently you will need to use the launcher to patch it but if that does work you will be required to download eve again from their site. That sounds aweful but fair enough if you cant be effective anough to make a working patch then i suppose i will download again. 2 mins later and the install client downloaded i run it and WOW error fucking installing. Now im extremely frustrated not only are you making me re-download eve as you couldnt bring out a working launcher but now your download client isnt working. To be clear i cannot patch eve nor can i download eve. PETITION FIRED. 3 hours later and no reply still. I could have downloaded and installed in that time.
   With some figuring out and googling i managed to find a way to download eve without having to use the download client or launcher.
   So with all my anger and rage out of the way i will share with you how i did it.

1. Step one- uninstall eve using control panel


2. Step two- download the eve executable agent from this link HERE.


3. Step three- download the payloads 1 and 2, i suggest one at a time otherwise it will increase the time it takes to download them both.


4. Step four- either have all the downloads in your download folder or make a new one.


5. Step five- execute the eve insaller and proceed to install as normal.

All of this bi-passes the use of the launcher for the main patch but does involve re-downloading the client.

Anyway hope this helps several people that have had the same problem that i have.

Oh and by the way im back in WARP CORE STABILIZERS. More on that to come.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

The Change Has Been Unchanged - Valklear Victor

 Ok, right i knew this deep down in the pit of my stomach but i didnt want to admit it as i kinda wanted change, but .. to be honest. I much prefer my old blog as it was fun, eve related and themed .. and to be honest ... it was my first ever creation.

So i have now decided to make this blog back to my primary blog and leave the other as it is with just redirects back here... more views i suppose is a PRO from this experience.

Sorry if i have messed anyone around with changing RSS feeds etc, but i think i will just stick with this blog and just improve some graphics and actually type the alt tags properly this time.

Well yet again thanks for the co-operation and big shoutout to WRXGarza for being the asshole critique he is that finally made me feel what was right. Oh and to zammo with the blunt its just another blog OUCH.

Much Love Nat

P.S keep subscribed and RSS'd up to this blog as i will make some more changes TO THIS BLOG, like finally changing the banner on this post that contains burnaway and 0rphanage... thats soo last year ;).

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

The Change - Valklear Victor

 Ok so i mentioned about them there changes, well i thought my blogs a bit stale, so time for a new change in look and service. Why not whats the harm?

ANYWAY
So i spent the last day trying to get a hang of the ever so complicated Word Press backend, well.. at first it was complicated, now i just know how AWESOME and much more sophisticated it is compared to that of blogger.

Oh an i found a LARGE fault with every single bloody post that i wrote .. apparently i forgot to add commas to each of the tags, so i had 1 tag for each post containing about 20 words .. FAIL.

So after an hour of going through every post and changing the tags, it now works correctly and hopefully should be easier to use with the tag cloud i have introduced.


Take care and happy reading o/

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

The come back - Valklear Victor

 Well as you may have noticed, i have not been blogging for quite some time. This is mainly due to the fact that i have had another massive EVE BURNOUT which made me loose all heart in EVE. Now that i have slightly more time than i did have previously, i have comeback to EVE and am itching to get killing.
    Whats been happening?
Well the day i left WCS. i created a newbie friendly corporation named The Valklears (-VALK), we are a newbie friendly corp with no goal apart from helping anyone that joins us. Yes as you can tell this corp is mainly just a corp with 0% Tax and consists of alts and friends. I am the current CEO and is CO-RUN by Damagebladee, a good friend of mine that has stuck by my side since early eve all those many years ago.
  Join VALK?.
Valk is currently recruiting and we are looking for a wide range of members from 100,000 sp chars to 100,000,000sp  chars, we have regular ops both indy and pvp however we are mainly aiming at being a training corp to help those get over that ever so BIG learning curve ball that is thrown at you as soon as you are born, well born into a 30 or so year old character :/.

Well anyway back to being me in EVE and sorting out some changes that you will see soon.
Any questions, join my public channel for corp at VALK PUB or my own personal channel Cruellas Crib if you need info on VALK or just for a chat.

P.S Much love qu1ckk for getting me back into blogging. ik hou van jou. ♥

-Nat
 -Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as a Stabilizer - CCP IS SANTA!!

Well merry christmas everyone .. or as the british government want it "happy holidays" -_-.

Anyway, i am getting back into eve alot lately by doing alot of level 4 missions in my shiney new tengu which was originally bought for ninjaing .. thanks CCP for breaking orca mechanics.
Today i log on eve and my good friend shows me to this website which is legit and hosted by CCP, and i thought, OK whats the catch .. but there wasnt its all good. What is? i hear you ask, well believe it or not CCP are being helpful and jolly by giving every account a free christmas gift .. AWW now i bet you are thinking to your self .. Great a gift :/ i bet it is some crappy ship with a code breaker or some bottles of egg nogg flavoured quafe (Note to self .. develope egg nogg quafe). But no it isnt, it actually is a selection of possible packages (YES MORE THAN 1!).. you have a choice from 23 pakages, suited for each type of player and race, such packages are a set of +3 implants, all fuel BPO's, 5000 of each faction ammo and much more!. This is actually a good move and quite charitable, thank you CCP (Havnt said that in a while).






Ok ill stop the suspense and link you the webpage, simply sign in, choose your package, claim and enjoy !, i still cant decide on what to choose but i think i am tempted to go for a set of +3 at 50m a set on 3 accounts = 165m .. not bad for a gift .. but i can see a market price drop soon on some items beacuse of this ;).

The gift website can be found Here

Enjoy and MERRY CHRISTMAS (fuck tha police :) )



-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as a Stabilizer - New Crucible Patch

Hello again .. remember me?
Ok good glad you do well i am still around and slowly getting back into eve again .. which is good news right?. I Finally i have my tengu fully fitted for level 4's so i can amuse myself inbetween skyrim sessions.

Today was the release of the new eve expansion, Crucible.. and WOW have they made an absolute fuck ton of changes, a list so long i couldnt even attempt to comment on the patches in here, like i normally do.

But i seriously reccomend you read the notes, if you dont normally .. do this time!

A break down of what i believe to be the best feature of the new expansion.

• obviously the release of the new tier 3 battlecruisers, Amarr - Oracle, Minmatar - Tornado, Gallente - Talos, Caldari - naga.
• Return of the much loved warp tunnel and << AND the engine trails!!
• For those who still use the station environment, it has now been made gloriously beautiful, go on activate it and have a look .. you know you want to!
• You can now drag a ship from the ship box onto the station environemnt to activate it
• The following modules are tech 2 varients of modules allready in eve, they have now been implemented
  -Warfare link II
  -Mining Foreman link II
  -Core probe launcher II
  -Drone link augmentor II
  -Omnidirectional tracking link II
  -Drone tracking computer II
  -Siege module II
  -Triage module II
  -Small remote hull repair system II
  -Medium remote hull repair system II
  -Large remote hull repair system II
  -Bomb launcher II
  -Micro auxiliary power core II
  -Small tractor beam II
  -Capital tractor beam II
  -Warp disruption field generator II
• EVE killmails will now show implants destroyed when pods are killed
• Loot all function has been created where you can select all items and take them from a wreck, bring on the race outside jita!
• all ships can now re-connect to lost drones, and when you disconnect from the server the client will automatically issue a command to attempt to bring your drones back
• You can now see if your ship is insured or not with ease by simply showing info on your ship, it will displayed at the top
• ALOT of capital and supercapital changes have been made, you can see them Here
• the following ammunitions and weapons have had a modification to stats
  
  - All hybrid charges have been reduced in volume by 50%
  - All hybrid turrets have had their capacity reduced by 50%
  - All XL hybrid turrets now receive a -5 CPU reduction.
  - All large hybrid turrets now receive a -3 CPU reduction.
  - All medium hybrid turrets now receive a -2 CPU reduction.
  - All small hybrid turrets now receive a -1 CPU reduction, with the exception of the 75mm Railgun.
  - Hybrid turrets now use 12% less powergrid, rounded to the nearest number, with the exception of the Light Electron Blaster I, Light Ion Blaster I, 125 mm Railgun I and 75mm Railgun I which remain unchanged.
  - All hybrid turrets have had their reload time reduced to five seconds.
  - The capacitor usage for all hybrid turrets has been reduced by 30%.
  - Small, medium and large blasters will now receive +20% to tracking.
  - Small, medium and large blasters will now receive +5% to damage multiplier.
  - Small, medium and large railguns will now receive +10% to damage multiplier.
  - Small, medium and large railguns will now receive +5% to tracking.
  - All sizes of Javelin ammunition have had their capacitor penalty removed.
  - Javelin, Gleam and Quake have had their tracking penalty turned into a bonus. The tracking speed multiplier has been increased from .75 to 1.25 x.
  - Hail has had its falloff penalty removed completely.
  - Falloff for XL autocannons has been increased by 50%.
  - Missiles and bombs maximum ranges now show up on the tactical overlay.
  

• The fitting window will now show you your offensive stats, similar to that of EFT and EVE HQ.
• get killed my concord? .. tough luck you wont get your insurance anymore
• The aggression timer for combat has been changed. When logging off in space with PVP aggression, the ship will be removed from space 15 minutes after log-off, or 15 minutes after the most-recent aggressive act against the ship, whichever is the latest.
• The following changes are changes that are made to the market, mainly user interactivity.
• Drag icon from ‘Details’ view to chat,
  Drag icon from ‘Groups’ view to chat,
  Camera click on all icons you can preview in market,
  Drag fitting from fitting management window to quickbar scroll,
  Drag icon from ‘Details’ view to quickbar,
  Drag icon from ‘Groups’ view to quickbar,
  Drag item from quickbar to chat,
  Drag folder from quickbar to other quickbar folder,
  Drag item from quickbar folder to other quickbar folder,
  Drag item from quickbar folder to quickbar scroll.
• If you are out of jump range on a stargate, and you issue the jump command, similar to that of the station.. you will automatically apporach and jump when possible
• THIS IS FANTASTIC! .. the new autopilot tool will allow you to autopilot to a station YES a station !!.. it will then approch and dock whilst you watch titties on the interwebs or making a cup of tea (.. Real men drink tea!)
• The session change timer has been changed from 30 seconds to 20 seconds and will now be displayed at the top left corner of the screen
• not really major .. but smexy looking, cynosaural and jump effects for capitals have changed, for the better
• User interface has a enormous amount of changes, you can see them on the full list under .. well .. User Interface

 

Well if you want to read throught he whole thing, and i strongly suggest you do, the link is Here

-Nat -Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as a Stabilizer - Im not dead

For all of those who actually know me or care, im not dead im just having a EVE burnout, and im feeling a rather long one too.

BUT on the plus side this has refreshed my love for games and has allowed me to play more of the games i once played and still love.

You can find me on our ts.
Address: eve-cryo.com
Port: 9987
No password.

Im now playing the fantastic dead island :), battlefield 3 (well was the beta), teamfortress 2 and the ever so addictive League Of Legends.

Add me on steam if you so wish: champster996

On eve terms, my alliance "Burn away" has sadly folded and closed and we have all gone our own way. Not to sound nasty but this didnt really effect me as im burning out at the moment.
-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as a Stabilizer - Patch Notes for Incarna 1.1.1 - September 13th (Today)

These are the patch notes for todays patch, september 13th.
Most of these are quite important in the sense of annoyance .. so its a "i fucked up, heres the solution" not a "look at whats new and exciting" :/
BUT at least they have fixed the probe brackets .. which for a mission killer is IMPORTANT!. Aswell as well .. getting stuck half way in and out of the station which is well physically stupid.. as EVE IS REAL, dont forget so if EVE really is real .. what is a "server" as they so say in there warning message "Your ship is stuck, as server does not think that it is in a hangar. Please contact customer support to resolve this problem."

User Interface

• The corporation member list, when viewed with director roles, will now display blank ship info for docked characters instead of reporting them as flying the station they are currently docked in.
• While using the system scanner scan results with less than 25% strength using three or more probes will now display the appropriate generic bracket for ships, structures, and anomalies.
• Fixed an issue that would cause undocking characters to receive the error message, "Your ship is stuck, as server does not think that it is in a hangar. Please contact customer support to resolve this problem."
• When docking a ship with the cargo hold window open the window will remain open once arriving in the station.

Graphic General

• Lens Flares will now remain active when 'Interior Effects' is set to Medium.

Modules

• It is no longer possible to online completely damaged modules in a station, thus preventing undocking in that ship.
• Fixed an issue where reloading or switching ammo would sometimes fail to properly complete.

Macintosh-But who really cares about Mac players anyway .. (jokes love you)

• Resolved a Macintosh crash when exiting character re-customization.

Agents and Missions

The cargo capacity check for courier style missions did not correctly check skills and fitted modules. Agents have been informed of this error and will now only giving the warning if the ship's cargo hold is really not sufficient.

Miscellaneous

• Exiting character customization in captains quarters will put your character in the correct position.

Boosters and Implants

• Boosters no longer disappear after logging out before undocking.

Miscellaneous

• Another issue of modules becoming offlined has been resolved.
  A case of characters being stuck when logging into the Captain's Quarters has been fixed.

-Nat -Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as a Stabilizer - Going to Jita to protest .. brb

Today i found out that a patch i read about a week or two back had been implemented. I didnt know that this had actually been placed in .. i mean i read the patchnotes everytime they are released but either i missread it or just plain forget to read them as i thought they were a whoops we fucked up again but its all ok HERES A PATCH.
What is in this patch that has annoyed me you ask .. well the orca NERF .. yes a nerf to me and for all fellow ninjas out there it is a nerf that kicks us in the balls ... OH but we have our ways still.

This is the normal routine that you follow to end up with a juicy mission runner kill + tears:

1. Probe out target
2. Warp in bait and steal from wreck
3. Get aggro and point them whilst orca is en route
4. Get orca close or at least in point range
5. (NOW THE BIG ONE) Switch ships inside the orca with the target pointed
6. Re-Point and proceed to ransom and/or kill

TODAYS EXPERIENCE
THIS


FOLLOWED BY THIS



ENDED UP WITH ME BEING LIKE THIS!!




Now .. i dont know why but someone must of ninja'd a CCP alt (most proboly paul clavet) they have said UP YOURS im taking a shit all over number 5. How? .. well now they have introduced a mechanic that stops us from doing said number as we are now give this lovely message: "You cannot store your ship as you are currently a criminal on the run from Concord or are trying to escape player retribution"... Love the carebear patch (Y). But on the brighter side of this, the ninja underworld have created several other methods which before i say and give my opinions, im going to try out. One of which i thought of myself actually didnt work too bad as i managed to get This .

BRB Going to jita to protest over this update ... perhaps they might hold some sort of .. oh i dunno rare summit ;).

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as a Stabilizer - EVE Burnout recovery session

Id just like to say that all the kills that i am going to write about were streamed live through xfire to my friends so, they all shared in the lols guys sorry ;) ..well im not but it seems the right thing to say. You can get a link to the stream in my channel btw.

I have not posted in a very long time, well in the blogging community, 2 weeks is a long time, and for this i am sorry :). This is mainly that i have had a 1 week holiday to sunny Lincolnshire, UK aswell as i had a little EVE Burnout which is a common problem in eve players and should be cured by playing a crappier game for a littlewhile or a quick burst of fail of warcraft. Mine how ever was resolved by exessive Arma II OA (which for the record is an amazing game). Well good news is im back on EVE and have caused somewhat havoc in a new system with some nice kills accompanied by tears, complete LOLS and ransoms .. natalie is back :D.

I was getting rather bored of the arnon system as all i was killing was frigates, destroyers and at the best cruisers, so with a little research and exploring i found a new hunting ground which so far has been rather.. fantastic,regarding the kills i have got so far. The hunting session started once my orca was set up with appropriate bookmarks and boosts, the first hit i get was a battleship .. i hadnt seen one of those in many weeks .. fucking arnon -_-. Anywayyy ... i warp into the guys mission and start to do my thing, and off he warps .. but his mission objective is here, owell ill have that, meanwhile as the orca is aligning he lands and agresses my merlin of death, he then starts to pull away at some speed which left me with a brief period when i swapped to the hurricane that i had to burn towards him 3k to get a point, but luckily all goes well and the target goes down gloriously .. yes i know yet another t1 FAIL fit, but a kills a kill and im not the one fitting it like that.

My Second kill of the night is from a rather confused german girl (wah wah shes a girl, blah blah .. shes german so that makes up for it in some way doesnt it?), my target for this brawl is a raven, with a neutral friend in a osprey (fingers were crossed for remote reps so i could have got a second kill, but o'well). So i play the "dumb russian™ " card where, me speak no good english ;), here is snippets of the convosation which lead up to the explosion of her ship :).

• [ 2011.09.06 02:30:19 ] Natalie Cruella > me english no good
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:21 ] Selona > why are you looting our stuff ?
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:21 ] Natalie Cruella > i take item
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:36 ] Selona > what lang. are you speaking ?
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:43 ] Natalie Cruella > english i try
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:58 ] Natalie Cruella > no shoot i take item
  [ 2011.09.06 02:31:00 ] Selona > please do not loot our stuff.
  [ 2011.09.06 02:31:07 ] Natalie Cruella > no i want item
  [ 2011.09.06 02:31:18 ] Selona > I have to if you continue.
• [ 2011.09.06 02:41:41 ] Selona > sorry, not giving your corp kill rights
  [ 2011.09.06 02:42:02 ] Selona > this is pretty fishy what you are doing here
  [ 2011.09.06 02:42:10 ] Selona > opening a petition.
  [ 2011.09.06 02:42:40 ] Natalie Cruella > again . i no understand
  [ 2011.09.06 02:42:59 ] Selona > take the items but do NOT follow us
• [ 2011.09.06 02:47:58 ] Natalie Cruella > well good day fine sir
  [ 2011.09.06 02:48:08 ] Natalie Cruella > for am i good english speaking london citizen
  [ 2011.09.06 02:48:23 ] Selona > guessed so :)
  [ 2011.09.06 02:48:49 ] Natalie Cruella > indeed
  [ 2011.09.06 02:48:58 ] Natalie Cruella > and you are my ... how i say in engish .. BITCH
  [ 2011.09.06 02:49:07 ] Selona > so ? :)
  [ 2011.09.06 02:49:36 ] Selona > it will take a while, hm ? :)
  [ 2011.09.06 02:50:05 ] Natalie Cruella > not anymore i got a cane on its way ;)

So after getting some threats i finally reveal my self as indeed a fine english gentlemen ... which i am -_- .. maybe from essex but still ;). The raven explodes in a bright, thrilling and loud fashion where it didnt even fire back :/.. i wanted a fight :'(.
Soon after i get a convo again from HER followed with

• [ 2011.09.06 02:57:16 ] Selona > very nice of you... we both had a dc...
  [ 2011.09.06 02:57:23 ] Selona > would have paid -.-
  [ 2011.09.06 02:57:28 ] Natalie Cruella > convinient that isnt it
  [ 2011.09.06 02:57:35 ] Natalie Cruella > owell next time then
  [ 2011.09.06 02:57:41 ] Natalie Cruella > or you can still pay me
• [ 2011.09.06 03:00:51 ] Natalie Cruella > your a girl ?
  [ 2011.09.06 03:01:02 ] Selona > yes, and not in the kitchen ^^
  [ 2011.09.06 03:01:08 ] Natalie Cruella > why not ?
  [ 2011.09.06 03:01:18 ] Selona > cause you stole my sandwich :p (EPIC COMMENT BTW)
• i also got convod by the neut alt in the mission which he then said a rather ammusing comment regarding titans :/.
  
  [ 2011.09.06 02:39:36 ] Taiter Kouvo > i take your shit
  [ 2011.09.06 02:39:45 ] Taiter Kouvo > and i then leave
  [ 2011.09.06 02:39:50 ] Natalie Cruella > no i take you
  [ 2011.09.06 02:39:56 ] Taiter Kouvo > i shoot i take i flee
  [ 2011.09.06 02:40:21 ] Taiter Kouvo > or i send the titan
  [ 2011.09.06 02:40:31 ] Taiter Kouvo > my corp is near if you want

OK well that is all for that kill, phew a ton of text to write out there, but i just simply couldnt leave it out, besides i know you all missed my posts, so this is me making up for it.





Finally, the last kill of the night was on a Dominix .. please look at the kill mail first and you will see how hilarious this is .. 5... 4...3...2...1.. ok i guess you looked at it by now and your looking back here, GOOD, ok well the story behind this is i warp into the mission, start salvaging but not looting as my orca just Disconnected, but for some strange messed up reason.. he agresses and well this is what follows

• 
  03:47:31 Combat Anode Mega Electron Particle Cannon I belonging to Raxxior misses you completely.
  03:47:31 Notify Raxxior, Criminals are not welcome here. Leave now or be destroyed.
  03:47:39 Notify CONCORD Police Captain has started trying to warp scramble "Raxxior [GSTR](Dominix)"
  03:47:53 Notify Caldari Navy Gremlin Rocket deactivates as the Item it was targeted at is no longer present.
  03:48:03 Notify Approaching EPS Hive Mind Wreck

Last but not least of my refreshed and new hunting experience was some local lols. The raven i killed, yea the german chick, she started posting this in local and nearby systems

• Selona > !! Warning PvE Players: Pirate in Mies System, will warp to your mission and loot your stuff. When you attack you get scrambled and killed. Player: Natalie Cruella !!
  [ 2011.09.06 03:51:31 ] Selona > sorry for ruining your fun hun
  [ 2011.09.06 03:54:45 ] Natalie Cruella > tbh
  [ 2011.09.06 03:54:55 ] Natalie Cruella > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14156195#mail
  [ 2011.09.06 03:55:14 ] Natalie Cruella > i didnt even have to take from his wreck .. just the sight of me made him get concorded :D

Oh and a quick eve mail from her aswell




-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as a, well.. Warp Core - Change Of Play And Alliance

Sorry there hasnt been a recent post in the last week, this is primarily because i have moved alliance, sad i know .. but it isnt really, The 0rphanage got really boring, i meen like mind numbingly boring .. no disrespect for the guys except one in particular that didnt seem to give me a warm farewell. I got bored of popping shuttles and pods, as this was all we was catching :(, BUT on brighter and more exciting terms, i have joined a fantastic bunch of guys called The warp core stabilizers [WCS.] (hence the title change, get it ;) ), they are brilliant and the ceo is Qu1ckkk, author of the dontshootx blog >> look to the right, down a bit yea, that mug shot of the white dude .. him>>.

We have joined the infamous Burn Away alliance, home of rixx ravix (EVEOGanda and The Blog Pack). So far, it has been a big change of lifestyle, going from war decs in high to the broken confusing rules of low sec.. but im getting there :). Im mainly high sec mission baiting to get my feet of the area, and well to be blunt.. im a bastard and well i love it.

Just like to cover a few noticable kills, a nice eagle heavy assault ship kill and a caracal loss of mine BUT WAIT .. Before you start critisizing me on how phail it is, I KNOW .. there is a reason behind it, the fit is courtesy of "marc scaurus" and his t2 cruiser fail tornament at the wanderlust blog where a series of contestants, or as it seems, jesters battle around the field for lolz and prizes .. yea prizes ooooo.. but sadly i havnt got anywhere as i lost that caracal, where the only DPS i had was 2 warrior I's due to the fact that i couldnt use gallente guns (Fuck you, im a minmatar pure breed.. ish), but other than that it was a good FUCKING AWEFUL fit and i loved IT :). As i write this, i am watching the torny commence and i will update you on how it went after marc decides the winners and "i expect" writes a post on the tornament. Also congrats to "Tirelion" who picked the failest of the fail cruisers and wins a Battlecruiser, but does seem to be surviving as i watch his shield hover at half way.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - First Ransom + Comical Tears

The first couple days of being a super ninja mutant asshole has gave me the 2 kills from yesterday plus an additional Raven Kill.. that kill was easy and simple, he agressed me and warped out to a gate .. FYI bear, you get aggression and cant jump. He agresses .. yet again, at this point my orca is there and my cane is putting him into armor as a rather comical threat against my car .. not funny bro, is shared in convosation. Luckily he doesnt de-agress to jump through so i can press on to get this out of him

.

FIRST RANSOM SUCCESSFUL .. WOOOOOOO GO ME :)
This was the convosation with a .. i suppose you could call it, threat.

• [ 2011.08.14 22:10:25 ] Tonka McPickles > hey
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:25 ] Natalie Cruella > 60m or your ship dies
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:31 ] Tonka McPickles > i dont' have 60m!
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:34 ] Tonka McPickles > serious!
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:37 ] Natalie Cruella > how much you got?
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:42 ] Tonka McPickles > I have 35- yours
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:48 ] Natalie Cruella > done
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:50 ] Tonka McPickles > i just bought this
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:57 ] Natalie Cruella > send me the money and you live
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:00 ] Natalie Cruella > you have 20 seconds
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:02 ] Tonka McPickles > how
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:10 ] Natalie Cruella > right click my name hten give money
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:29 ] Natalie Cruella > 15 seconds
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:34 ] Tonka McPickles > did you get it?>?
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:39 ] Natalie Cruella > SUDDEN BETRAYAL !
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:51 ] Natalie Cruella > courtesy of paul clavet and qu1ckkk
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:59 ] Tonka McPickles > aw man
  [ 2011.08.14 22:12:45 ] Natalie Cruella > thank you for your services .. please take a minute to fill in our customer satisfactory form .. and be sure to check my blog for your story on this matter
  [ 2011.08.14 22:13:48 ] Natalie Cruella > fly safe 07
  [ 2011.08.14 22:13:54 ] Tonka McPickles > seriiously that was harsh
  [ 2011.08.14 22:13:58 ] Natalie Cruella > www.jumpnwarp.blogspot.com
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:07 ] Tonka McPickles > you have no ethis
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:09 ] Tonka McPickles > *ethics
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:28 ] Natalie Cruella > son i am a ninja .. therefore i have chinese routes .. so therefore ...... no
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:52 ] Tonka McPickles > I hope irl you get a flat tire or something, you karmically deserve it
  [ 2011.08.14 22:15:21 ] Natalie Cruella > oh harsh words for a bear .. please cry some more and be sure to fill in that form i sent you

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AWWW Care bear tears ... i also fucked around and got this kill, no additional words on it, it is what it is.

Oh and from last night, the raven kill where he threatened me with a widow .. yea that guy, he sent me a lovelly mail ;).

• From: EdwardoK
  Sent: 2011.08.14 05:27
  To: Natalie Cruella,
  
  hahahaha
  there is now a tribe of pirate hunters looking for you. They are calling me when they find you. Oh what fun to cap you.. ten ships all blasting away. you will rue the day you turned red, my dear

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Ninja Cherry Popped .... so did a raven and rokh

0rphanage wars have been VERRRYYY slow lately .. well i say lately i meen the last month or so :( .. sad i know aww.. well not all is bad, i have been introduced to the art of ninjaing by a well seasoned ass hole qu1ckkkk of WCS. (who of which i have joined by the way).

Ok this ninja shit looks piss . *launch probes* ... few Several .. fuck noes how many hours later and i couldnt probe for shit, so some advice from my friend ACID and an investment in some shiny stuff for my helios covert ops ship , and i was probing LIKE A BOSS. I scanned a few targets out in a well populated system, and proceeded to annoyed a drake, but the bear didnt bite. Hour or so later and a beer or three in me, i managed to get my first victim to bite my merlin of death. The victim "Skizer Vienece" engaged my merlin as i quickly disposed of his vespa I's. Meanwhile my orca is landing, (bear in mind that i havnt done this before and didnt know i couldnt put my ship in the hanger with items in cargo .. Doh), i panickly tried to move my ship in whilst getting rejected and then the next problem of "you dont have sufficient privaleges to view .. blah blah" so fleet usage activated, my ship was swapped for my infamous "the lucky bitch" hurricane (see previous blog Here) and a few minutes later, i started a convo and tried for a randsom, to no avail but you dont ask you dont get, in the end he took it brilliantly, even thanked me and complemented me :D as his rokh battleship exploded. Kill Mail Here
Convo:

• Natalie Cruella > want to pay for your ship? >
  Skizer Vienece > got me, i thought you where tuff
  Natalie Cruella > want to pay ?
  Skizer Vienece > i dont have really have any cash, new to game, gonna die anyways
  Skizer Vienece > that was very impressive though
  Natalie Cruella > how much you got ?
  Skizer Vienece > 3.6m
  Skizer Vienece > i just got to this level
  Natalie Cruella > any items to contract?
  Skizer Vienece > items?
  Natalie Cruella > worth isk ?
  Natalie Cruella > as payment
  Skizer Vienece > heh, i just started playing, i am a new guy
  Skizer Vienece > thatnks for the offer though
  Natalie Cruella > 07 thanks for taking it like a boss ;)
  Natalie Cruella > www.jumpnwarp.blogspot.com
  Natalie Cruella > see you on there soon 07

Well that was a somewhat pleasant first kill to pop my cherry .. now the second kill .. i previously tried to get this guy but what rudely spoken to in local by him, he said "EdwardoK > GO AWAY" .. ouch. he knows how to scare me .NOT.. anyway, i logg off my main in hope he come back as he jumped away some where, (still online) but away .. 20 mins later .. HELLO he is back :D. I try my luck and warp back to the mission i found him in to start, to see if he continued it on, and to my surprise here he was. I began to get my orca in place and dangling the bait before the donkey, viola he engaged.. about fucking time too. I quickly fuck his tank up as he enters armor, and start a convo with him to see if i can suck some isk out of him. Long convo short, he "recons" he has 30m but i asked for 60 .. he takes too long so i loose patience and get This Kill aswell as some juicy carebear tears and threats .. oh how its been too long since i made someone beg there mum for a plex.

The convo went on for a little while with some funny reply which i will post here, but to save your eyes from reading the whole convosation i will give an external link to which you can read it, if you like :D Here

Snippets:

• Natalie Cruella > you have 20 seconds
  EdwardoK > CANT AFFORD, AND ILL HUNT YOU DOWN
• EdwardoK > OK OUT OF SCRAMBLE RANGE AND ILL PAY (-YEA RIGHT YOU WILL)
• EdwardoK > You are in my book
  
  Natalie Cruella > ahh is this a good book ?
  
  Natalie Cruella > can you read me it .. help me sleep
  
  EdwardoK > no, 10 were in it, 5 to go
  
  EdwardoK > now 6
  
  Natalie Cruella > ahh .. sounds like your not very effective at taking these targets out
• EdwardoK > widow, cloak in, torps up bum
• EdwardoK > that raven was a test with active shield
  
  Natalie Cruella > in 2 years .. hmm
  
  EdwardoK > wasn't very good
  
  Natalie Cruella > my advice then with it ..... dont
  
  Natalie Cruella > clearly

Well, this is my first day of ninjaing ... and i LOVE IT .. as we speak i am probing.. YOU out, i say you as i will point YOU to this post when your dead ... (think about it). Fly safe and ill keep you updated with my new adventure!
-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - New Wars

Last weeks wars are over and the overall results were rather sad and un-fruitful :( only one or two fairly decent kills .. dont know whats happening to the war targets, they seem to be hiding away in their emo corners as of late, so dont cry emo target come out and play.

Onto this weeks kills, some of which are rather good some of which will lead to several deaths and headaches .. the causes being Moar Tears and Privateers war decs.

Ok here is the list of this weeks prey:

• Goonswarm Federation
• Majestic Trust (Corporation)
• Phobia.
• S E D I T I O N
• Shadow of xXDEATHXx
• Stain Empire
• stainless.
• Test Alliance Please Ignore
• Moar Tears
• Privateer Alliance
• The Last Chancers.
• The List May Expand Soon!

well im dedicated this week to getting some action and juicy kills/tears to share with you lovely people as i feel due to a lack of targets, im not finding much to laugh about .. *sad face*.

Ok well .. instead of typing, im undocking and going on a roam, speak to you all soon

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Update and Publicity

Real life has caught up with me and i havnt had much time to spend on eve as of late which has left me with not much to talk about in eve, but dont worry soon i shall have much more to blog about and share with you all. Another setback to me not being able to play eve is also to do with that my "legit" *cough* operating system went corrupt and had to rebuild the PC from scratch -_-, all good now though.

UPDATE:
Im going to be hopefully completing the tools section of my blog Here soon with, what i hope to be, very helpful and useful tutorials for you all.
- I also have added a "useful" website link box located to the left of here <<, which i will be updating regulary with more useful tools. If you feel that there should be more tools and links on there please comment on this post and ill get it done.

PUBLICITY:
your favourite blog ;), jumpnwarp, has a nice amount of activity and traffic but it lacks the .. eve spirit of the community, so im asking nicely if any of you guys here would love to support me by linking my blog in your bio, websites, sharing through mails, voice comms etc.., i would be SOOO Greatful. Those who do i will gladly share some publicity, shoutouts and even isk as my reputation increases... im looking to hopefully do a lottery and giveaways soon .. if im that loveable obviously ;)

-Much Love Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - End Of Pew Pew Palooza and Fantastic New Wars

Ok well the pew pew palooza is now technically over as we have finally dwindled down the amount of original pew pew palooza wars to 0, the alliances total kills were way over several hundered, i lost count at 400, My personal kills where only a measly 129 to 1 loss over the 2 weeks :(.

Other News, we have finally war decced our new victims, some of which i am really excited about either for reasons such as they were my past alliances and some where i will hopefully be meeting old "friends".

Ok well this is the new list:

• BricK sQuAD.
• Curatores Veritatis Alliance NEW
• Fatal Ascension
• Imperial Order
• RAZOR Alliance
• Red Alliance
• RED.OverLord
• The Last Chancers. NEW
• Ultima Rati0

• The List May Expand Soon!

Out of the list so far, i am really looking forward to the Fatal Ascension war as that was one of my favourite alliances i was apart from before our corp was dispatched on unfair grounds, there is a few names in there that i cant wait to fuck over, one of which not being my mate nirnaeth Ornoediad BUT doesnt meen i wont be letting go free, heck ill especially randsom him too (P.S Nirn if your reading this, i honor randsoms so do pay up).

The second alliance is Imperial Order as my friend/frienemy/nemesis/ally Robzorz121/telissia star.. (its awkward) will hopefully be recieving the full brunt of my auto cannons.

I will post the progress of the war and if when i kill the named guys im aiming for! .. also join our public channel to hire us for war merceneries.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"