Life as an 0rphan - First Ransom + Comical Tears

The first couple days of being a super ninja mutant asshole has gave me the 2 kills from yesterday plus an additional Raven Kill.. that kill was easy and simple, he agressed me and warped out to a gate .. FYI bear, you get aggression and cant jump. He agresses .. yet again, at this point my orca is there and my cane is putting him into armor as a rather comical threat against my car .. not funny bro, is shared in convosation. Luckily he doesnt de-agress to jump through so i can press on to get this out of him

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FIRST RANSOM SUCCESSFUL .. WOOOOOOO GO ME :)
This was the convosation with a .. i suppose you could call it, threat.

• [ 2011.08.14 22:10:25 ] Tonka McPickles > hey
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:25 ] Natalie Cruella > 60m or your ship dies
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:31 ] Tonka McPickles > i dont' have 60m!
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:34 ] Tonka McPickles > serious!
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:37 ] Natalie Cruella > how much you got?
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:42 ] Tonka McPickles > I have 35- yours
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:48 ] Natalie Cruella > done
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:50 ] Tonka McPickles > i just bought this
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:57 ] Natalie Cruella > send me the money and you live
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:00 ] Natalie Cruella > you have 20 seconds
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:02 ] Tonka McPickles > how
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:10 ] Natalie Cruella > right click my name hten give money
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:29 ] Natalie Cruella > 15 seconds
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:34 ] Tonka McPickles > did you get it?>?
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:39 ] Natalie Cruella > SUDDEN BETRAYAL !
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:51 ] Natalie Cruella > courtesy of paul clavet and qu1ckkk
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:59 ] Tonka McPickles > aw man
  [ 2011.08.14 22:12:45 ] Natalie Cruella > thank you for your services .. please take a minute to fill in our customer satisfactory form .. and be sure to check my blog for your story on this matter
  [ 2011.08.14 22:13:48 ] Natalie Cruella > fly safe 07
  [ 2011.08.14 22:13:54 ] Tonka McPickles > seriiously that was harsh
  [ 2011.08.14 22:13:58 ] Natalie Cruella > www.jumpnwarp.blogspot.com
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:07 ] Tonka McPickles > you have no ethis
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:09 ] Tonka McPickles > *ethics
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:28 ] Natalie Cruella > son i am a ninja .. therefore i have chinese routes .. so therefore ...... no
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:52 ] Tonka McPickles > I hope irl you get a flat tire or something, you karmically deserve it
  [ 2011.08.14 22:15:21 ] Natalie Cruella > oh harsh words for a bear .. please cry some more and be sure to fill in that form i sent you

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AWWW Care bear tears ... i also fucked around and got this kill, no additional words on it, it is what it is.

Oh and from last night, the raven kill where he threatened me with a widow .. yea that guy, he sent me a lovelly mail ;).

• From: EdwardoK
  Sent: 2011.08.14 05:27
  To: Natalie Cruella,
  
  hahahaha
  there is now a tribe of pirate hunters looking for you. They are calling me when they find you. Oh what fun to cap you.. ten ships all blasting away. you will rue the day you turned red, my dear

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Ninja Cherry Popped .... so did a raven and rokh

0rphanage wars have been VERRRYYY slow lately .. well i say lately i meen the last month or so :( .. sad i know aww.. well not all is bad, i have been introduced to the art of ninjaing by a well seasoned ass hole qu1ckkkk of WCS. (who of which i have joined by the way).

Ok this ninja shit looks piss . *launch probes* ... few Several .. fuck noes how many hours later and i couldnt probe for shit, so some advice from my friend ACID and an investment in some shiny stuff for my helios covert ops ship , and i was probing LIKE A BOSS. I scanned a few targets out in a well populated system, and proceeded to annoyed a drake, but the bear didnt bite. Hour or so later and a beer or three in me, i managed to get my first victim to bite my merlin of death. The victim "Skizer Vienece" engaged my merlin as i quickly disposed of his vespa I's. Meanwhile my orca is landing, (bear in mind that i havnt done this before and didnt know i couldnt put my ship in the hanger with items in cargo .. Doh), i panickly tried to move my ship in whilst getting rejected and then the next problem of "you dont have sufficient privaleges to view .. blah blah" so fleet usage activated, my ship was swapped for my infamous "the lucky bitch" hurricane (see previous blog Here) and a few minutes later, i started a convo and tried for a randsom, to no avail but you dont ask you dont get, in the end he took it brilliantly, even thanked me and complemented me :D as his rokh battleship exploded. Kill Mail Here
Convo:

• Natalie Cruella > want to pay for your ship? >
  Skizer Vienece > got me, i thought you where tuff
  Natalie Cruella > want to pay ?
  Skizer Vienece > i dont have really have any cash, new to game, gonna die anyways
  Skizer Vienece > that was very impressive though
  Natalie Cruella > how much you got ?
  Skizer Vienece > 3.6m
  Skizer Vienece > i just got to this level
  Natalie Cruella > any items to contract?
  Skizer Vienece > items?
  Natalie Cruella > worth isk ?
  Natalie Cruella > as payment
  Skizer Vienece > heh, i just started playing, i am a new guy
  Skizer Vienece > thatnks for the offer though
  Natalie Cruella > 07 thanks for taking it like a boss ;)
  Natalie Cruella > www.jumpnwarp.blogspot.com
  Natalie Cruella > see you on there soon 07

Well that was a somewhat pleasant first kill to pop my cherry .. now the second kill .. i previously tried to get this guy but what rudely spoken to in local by him, he said "EdwardoK > GO AWAY" .. ouch. he knows how to scare me .NOT.. anyway, i logg off my main in hope he come back as he jumped away some where, (still online) but away .. 20 mins later .. HELLO he is back :D. I try my luck and warp back to the mission i found him in to start, to see if he continued it on, and to my surprise here he was. I began to get my orca in place and dangling the bait before the donkey, viola he engaged.. about fucking time too. I quickly fuck his tank up as he enters armor, and start a convo with him to see if i can suck some isk out of him. Long convo short, he "recons" he has 30m but i asked for 60 .. he takes too long so i loose patience and get This Kill aswell as some juicy carebear tears and threats .. oh how its been too long since i made someone beg there mum for a plex.

The convo went on for a little while with some funny reply which i will post here, but to save your eyes from reading the whole convosation i will give an external link to which you can read it, if you like :D Here

Snippets:

• Natalie Cruella > you have 20 seconds
  EdwardoK > CANT AFFORD, AND ILL HUNT YOU DOWN
• EdwardoK > OK OUT OF SCRAMBLE RANGE AND ILL PAY (-YEA RIGHT YOU WILL)
• EdwardoK > You are in my book
  
  Natalie Cruella > ahh is this a good book ?
  
  Natalie Cruella > can you read me it .. help me sleep
  
  EdwardoK > no, 10 were in it, 5 to go
  
  EdwardoK > now 6
  
  Natalie Cruella > ahh .. sounds like your not very effective at taking these targets out
• EdwardoK > widow, cloak in, torps up bum
• EdwardoK > that raven was a test with active shield
  
  Natalie Cruella > in 2 years .. hmm
  
  EdwardoK > wasn't very good
  
  Natalie Cruella > my advice then with it ..... dont
  
  Natalie Cruella > clearly

Well, this is my first day of ninjaing ... and i LOVE IT .. as we speak i am probing.. YOU out, i say you as i will point YOU to this post when your dead ... (think about it). Fly safe and ill keep you updated with my new adventure!
-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Remembering The Good Ole Days Of A Rorqual Kill

Well i was looking through some links that i had on my browser and i found this jem. To others this might not seem like anything but a hotdrop, but if you know riverbane and what happened at this time, it was hilarious and as a friend "Epic Mushroom" said, he most proboly transformed his rorqual at the time to make it look pretty.

Hope this cheers you up mushroom, dont worry those gewns are douches anyway ;)

Kill: Here

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Pew Pew Palooooza

Ok well iv been really busy lately with real life, 0rphanage and general other things which has left me with not much material that i can share with you guys apart from the upcoming Pew Pew Palooooooza.

Basicalllyyy.. Here at the 0rphanage we collect donations from members, (Which id like to give a huuugggeee thank you for making this happen for me and the others :D ), which has tallied up to 11-12 billion isk of war dec monies. The money will be spent on a week or several weeks or months of war decs, im not telling how long so you better get used to us ;).

Last time this happened, so i was told as i wasnt in the 0rphans, we got a THOUSAND+ kills with very, very minimal losses which is fantastic, so heres hoping that this time it is even better :D.

Ok well i can tell you the list of wars which we have made as they are declared but not active until tomoro.

• AAA Citizens
• Against ALL Authorities
• Atlas.
• B O R G
• Curatores Veritatis Alliance
• Fidelas Constans
• Goonswarm Federation
• Intergalactic Exports Group
• Intrepid Crossing
• Legion Of xXDEATHXx
• Morsus Mihi
• Northern Coalition.
• Pandemic Legion.
• Raiden. (Which my good ole buddy WRXGarza from cryo is in .. im coming for you and your aeon)
• Red Alliance
• RED Citizens
• Shadow Of xXDEATHXx
• SOLAR WING
• Test Alliance Please Ignore
• White Noise.

and lastly .. the pests which have war decced us and are technically not in the pew pew palooze .... Moar Tears -_-.

Only reason i hate Moar Tears is that recently they caught me off guard and sligthly drunk, resulting in This Loss. By the way look at the shit ton of faction battleships on the mail... hella alot of isk out there on the field.

Ok well now i refreshed my blog and shown that im not dead im going to log off of here and go hunting ... well by that i meen camp jita station .. Ciao

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Randsoms, Thefts and Griefing.

Ok well all of the wars are in place now and the killing has begun. The day started off for me with a retriever kill which i covertly d-scanned out in a near by system which was shortly followed by an interesting randsom convo. I asked for 10m, 5 for me 5 for my partnet .. he said he can give us a ship instead, meaning a drake, Awesome .. let wait to see if he is dumb enough. A minute passed and he started a self distruct, so fuck it we popped him and his pod and was on our merry way. I also got an abbadon kill prior to this on a station undock which was terribly fit and melted in seconds.




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Jita was quiet and using a friendly locator agent i found the location of an old corp member not far away, so me and my ally set off to "troll" and hopefully get a kill whilst at it. I went for my dinner and came back to the wonderful announcement by damagebladee announcing that he had trolled our "target" good and also found an offline poss WITH floating ships .. Result. I arrived whilst damage destroyed a raven which we both couldnt get out.. by a bit of scouting from me and damage running the ships out we managed to snag .. An Ishtar Heavy Assault Ship, Helios Covert Ops, Myrmidon BattleCruiser and a Coverter Mining Barge. Theft successful and as an additional bonus, well for me reminiscing about good times in 0.0, the system we hit was 2 jumps away from the system which my old corp cryo OWNED, .. G-5EN2. I popped my head in to say hi, warped to the sovereignty structure we still have in there, and went back to high sec where me and damage came accross our next war target!.




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Finally griefing .. leading to a kill. After kindly taking the ships off the owners of the pos' hands, we headed to high sec where we started to stalk a maelstrom battleship war target. He undocked and started to smack talk us in local saying "Good luck catching me" .. i was in a wolf, damage in a federation navy comet
, and he was right .. the points between us couldnt hold him down .. so instead we followed him for 16 jumps where we managed to work out where he was heading and called for alliance backup to assist in the catching of this ignorant asshole .. each jump he griefed us more .. but we knew that sooner or later we will come up trumps. 5 more jumps later and a well organised ambush led to this Kill .. OK the killmail is shit and there was not much to see but his tears in local was enough loot for me .. unfortunatly we was responding to another call and was unable to extract the tears into my ever growing jar of lolz so i cannot share with you the joy :D. Angry Onions .. Dont be angry with us after that, we are nice people .. your just an ignorant asshole in a crap alliance (TEST).

Well thats pretty much all that i can report for today, not much explosions but interesting events that i have experienced.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - First Tears - Dedicated To Exellero

Well to update you on the protest ... its still going ... that is all.
The last few days, iv seen alot of combat and lewts being dropped, destroyed .. and stolen. Damn you auto looter .. i shall have mine setup some time soon .. (CCP are too busy with their heads up their asses to care -_-).

Today was a good day for russian tears .. i finally got a target to cry after trying to randsom his 5th drake of the day.. Bit more on that soon .. to start the day off yesterday we managed to hunt and kill an unsuspecting target next door to his dead-end mission running area. Ok good kill .. we noticed a pattern with him throughout the day, which we wont divulg so that we can get many more kills to share with you :D. We did some well popular trickery and reconnaissance on him which led to 3 more kills, in the same fit drake (Average 110M Destroyed Each).. each time grabbing some lovely juicy arbalest launchers to make some profit whilst we are at it. Today, after allready killing him, we found him in the same spot .. same pattern and pointed him off the gate. First taking his shields out, i open a convo with him and the following conversation commenses:

[20:44:25] Natalie Cruella > hey
[20:44:29] Exellero > stop
[20:44:37] Natalie Cruella > stop your ship
[20:44:51] Natalie Cruella > go to 0
[20:44:58] Exellero > go
[20:45:06] Natalie Cruella > you want to keep your ship
[20:45:19] Natalie Cruella > you want to keep your ship
[20:45:42] Exellero > I want save may ship
[20:45:44] Natalie Cruella > ok
[20:45:47] Natalie Cruella > 90 mill
[20:45:50] Exellero > stop
[20:45:51] Natalie Cruella > send to me
[20:46:18] Natalie Cruella > 90,000,000
[20:46:48] Exellero > ьшт
[20:46:48] Damagebladee > send noqw
[20:46:51] Damagebladee > now
[20:46:51] Exellero > min
[20:46:53] Natalie Cruella > ok
[20:46:59] Natalie Cruella > 90,000,000
[20:47:33] Natalie Cruella > you have 1 minute
[20:47:57] Exellero > рун
[20:48:00] Exellero > hey
[20:48:03] Natalie Cruella > yes
[20:48:15] Natalie Cruella > 90,000,000 isk to me now or you die
[20:48:16] Exellero > my english is BED!
[20:48:21] Damagebladee > send ISK
[20:48:23] Damagebladee > 90 MILLION
[20:48:27] Exellero > I noiw!!
[20:49:22] Natalie Cruella > 10 секунд
[20:49:27] Exellero > русские
[20:49:54] Damagebladee > you die

Here, thanks to google translator, i demand he pays within the next 10 seconds ... i recieve a payload .. of missiles instead .. which results in this Kill , shortly after whith a nice input from damagebladee ;).. we get the allmighty .. "YOUR MOTHER" insult ..

[20:49:58] Natalie Cruella > ok we was going to let you go
[20:50:00] Exellero > fuck
[20:50:06] Exellero > you mother\
[20:50:16] Damagebladee > haha
[20:50:21] Natalie Cruella > thank you.. come again






The tears tasted good.. very strong taste of vodka but good .. Oh by the way we are still waiting for you right now Exellero, just dont stray too far now.

we hold his pod for a good 3 minutes and think fuck it and disperse of him quickly and proceed on with our roam back to home.

The rest of the day is quiet for me .. but not the corp. They kill a GCC golem and a few kills.

Quite a successful day and week at that!, my killboard has increased by 9 billion in destroyed ships :D .. im off to bed .. fly safe and ill post a blog soon with a running total of how many kills we have on our local favourite Exellero.

Killmails:
Instead of showing them all .. we pretty much are the killers for this guy .. so here is his personal killboard XD: Here from the last caracal + are us :D.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - First Day Of The 0rphanage

Well what a day.. not only is it a landmark day in eve history with incarna station walking but it is my first day in The 0rphanage too. I thought ok eveyone would be busy staring at there avatars tits .. admit it if yours is a girl you made the breasts the largest possible in hope for body physic movements when they
run
walk. But i was wrong, i saw many war targets come and go,un-voluntarily, with my name on a respectable amount, if not quantity of kills but most definatly quality for one days work. I logged in, jumped in my cane and undocked to see what i could get my hands on. We waited, hunted and roamed for a good hour or so with no activity but i dont know what happened but all of a sudden we got kill after kill after sexy kill.

I dont have a huge amount of pvp experience and knowledge but enough to get me by and help others but in fleets like we had .. i think any simple minded person, such as PorChopGOD, couldnt fail. The day proceeded with small, low isk kills from at first 2 manticore stealth bombers, 5 capsules, shuttle or two but then in the space of about 3 hours, we inflicted a good estimate of 2.5 billion isk in kills from 4 .. yes 4 tengu Strategic Cruiser kills .. which i must say 2 died in under 8 seconds, .. the kills will be linked, named and shamed. Aswell as these juicy strategic Cruiser pops, we got a rapier recon ship (Nice Fit By The Way), and a Viator transport ship which dropped a capital energy transfer module which we can flipped and looted straight away to keep it away from the loot botters which are ruining our income .. -_- (Not Good).



Its a love kill relationship
The new guys are really decent, friendly and experienced which just adds onto the enjoyment of wiping pod goo from the windscreen .. but to be totally honest, i miss cryo .. cryo was eve to me, but shit happens, this is eve. Im still keeping in contact with them all and playing other games too which makes us more of a community than corp members and colleagues.

Any way back to today .. ill give a breakdown of the isk we destroyed, ships we killed and the tears we bottled to savour on over a cool bar somewhere in jita 4-4 ... wait we cant interact yet .. o'well.

Isk Destroyed (According To Battleclinic): 2,526,182,045 isk
Total Ships Killed: 15
That was just with me on the kill :D



Tengu 1
Tengu 2
Tengu 3
Tengu 4
Rapier
Viator

Well the future looks hopeful as this is the first day of my 0rphanage career.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"