Life as an 0rphan - New Wars

Last weeks wars are over and the overall results were rather sad and un-fruitful :( only one or two fairly decent kills .. dont know whats happening to the war targets, they seem to be hiding away in their emo corners as of late, so dont cry emo target come out and play.

Onto this weeks kills, some of which are rather good some of which will lead to several deaths and headaches .. the causes being Moar Tears and Privateers war decs.

Ok here is the list of this weeks prey:

• Goonswarm Federation
• Majestic Trust (Corporation)
• Phobia.
• S E D I T I O N
• Shadow of xXDEATHXx
• Stain Empire
• stainless.
• Test Alliance Please Ignore
• Moar Tears
• Privateer Alliance
• The Last Chancers.
• The List May Expand Soon!

well im dedicated this week to getting some action and juicy kills/tears to share with you lovely people as i feel due to a lack of targets, im not finding much to laugh about .. *sad face*.

Ok well .. instead of typing, im undocking and going on a roam, speak to you all soon

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Update and Publicity

Real life has caught up with me and i havnt had much time to spend on eve as of late which has left me with not much to talk about in eve, but dont worry soon i shall have much more to blog about and share with you all. Another setback to me not being able to play eve is also to do with that my "legit" *cough* operating system went corrupt and had to rebuild the PC from scratch -_-, all good now though.

UPDATE:
Im going to be hopefully completing the tools section of my blog Here soon with, what i hope to be, very helpful and useful tutorials for you all.
- I also have added a "useful" website link box located to the left of here <<, which i will be updating regulary with more useful tools. If you feel that there should be more tools and links on there please comment on this post and ill get it done.

PUBLICITY:
your favourite blog ;), jumpnwarp, has a nice amount of activity and traffic but it lacks the .. eve spirit of the community, so im asking nicely if any of you guys here would love to support me by linking my blog in your bio, websites, sharing through mails, voice comms etc.., i would be SOOO Greatful. Those who do i will gladly share some publicity, shoutouts and even isk as my reputation increases... im looking to hopefully do a lottery and giveaways soon .. if im that loveable obviously ;)

-Much Love Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - End Of Pew Pew Palooza and Fantastic New Wars

Ok well the pew pew palooza is now technically over as we have finally dwindled down the amount of original pew pew palooza wars to 0, the alliances total kills were way over several hundered, i lost count at 400, My personal kills where only a measly 129 to 1 loss over the 2 weeks :(.

Other News, we have finally war decced our new victims, some of which i am really excited about either for reasons such as they were my past alliances and some where i will hopefully be meeting old "friends".

Ok well this is the new list:

• BricK sQuAD.
• Curatores Veritatis Alliance NEW
• Fatal Ascension
• Imperial Order
• RAZOR Alliance
• Red Alliance
• RED.OverLord
• The Last Chancers. NEW
• Ultima Rati0

• The List May Expand Soon!

Out of the list so far, i am really looking forward to the Fatal Ascension war as that was one of my favourite alliances i was apart from before our corp was dispatched on unfair grounds, there is a few names in there that i cant wait to fuck over, one of which not being my mate nirnaeth Ornoediad BUT doesnt meen i wont be letting go free, heck ill especially randsom him too (P.S Nirn if your reading this, i honor randsoms so do pay up).

The second alliance is Imperial Order as my friend/frienemy/nemesis/ally Robzorz121/telissia star.. (its awkward) will hopefully be recieving the full brunt of my auto cannons.

I will post the progress of the war and if when i kill the named guys im aiming for! .. also join our public channel to hire us for war merceneries.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - A Close Shave!

Pew Pew Palooza has been going for about 6 days and the alliance has amassed over 1400 kills with a very respectable 56 losses, VERY close to 57, but ill tell you more about my "close shave" a day ago.

You can see our campaigns (pew pew palooza) records Here just look at the middle for campaings.. also weekly kills can be seen Here.

I have personally been involved in the destruction of 81 vessels, most notable kills i would say was a perfect alpha on a Tengu strategic cruiser, active fit Here, a rather nice gist and pithum .. and WARP CORE STABILIZED Tengu strategic cruiser Here

Also very VERY disgustingly fit Proteus Strategic Cruiser kill Here where he was fit with .. wait for it ..3 tech 1 SHIELD extenders, 4 warp core stabilizers tech 1 and 2, tech 1 guns .... im gonna stop my self and not get involved with rigs etc .. it makes me sick .. bare in mind i also tried to send him a message to get a tear extracting mail back .. but he was proboly too busy crying and asking mummy for another plex to buy another brick of shit.

Last notable kill was a lovely, defenceless, salvage fit drake we caught on a roam. Here.

Ok well that is the named and shamed of my weekly kills, but i could go on and on and on about fantastic faction fit kills by IZZY EPIC (Search him for fantastic lols and kills, mainly a vindicator one to look out for) and 2 billion isk hauler solo kills by an ally .. which we just missed on a gate a few jumps out. Kudos to you and your large wallet.

A Close Shave, as named in the title refers to yesterday where the eve gods were shining down on me and my hurricane as it entered 10% hull and allowed me to dock .. i thank you. Ok well from the beggining, the alliance was out on an op destroying several war target pos' in high sec, which looted us 1-2 billion for war decs, and i didnt have comms at the point (Girl Friend aggro you see :/ ). so me and an ally sat on the station, me in my hurricane.. him in his machariel (/me drools). A lonesome drake undocks so naturally we engage,.. he engages back ... wait what the 0rphanage manual didnt have anything about what to do in the case of a bold target, just how to alpha and gank ;) (Im Kidding Ad0pt .. we are beast!!!). Anyway we smelt a good fight .. then another drake undocks and points me and the mach .. ok this is fucked up. The mach burns away whilst i jam out the warp disrupting target for the mach (BTW, Hornet EC-300 are definatly the way to go!) so he manages to warp .. im left here on my own with these drakes. I disengage and see my armor tanked cane .."Slowly" loose shield until the shit hit the fan. A fleet of about ..26 Intergalakcic Exports Group land on me and start pummelling me, there fleet composition which i gathered whilst spamming the dock button like a bitch, was of battleships, largely battlecruisers, and smaller vessels. I do not know how i didnt get alpha'd or raped but i slowly saw my hurricane fall apart as the duct tape fell off with the explosion of the rounds hitting my rusty trusty armor. At 10% Hull left, the sweet Aura Vocal of "Docking Requested Accepted" could be heard amongst the tears of IGEX and the body plates clashing against the floor. I was safe to repair and clean the excrements from my underwear, as that was either by forward thinking of a "Hot Drop O'Clock - © Clear Skies 3" moment or that the eve gods where shining down on me and gave my beloved hurricane, once named "enacirruh" now "The Lucky Bitch", another chance at making the 0.0 powerhouse alliance members cry and squeal as we tear apart there ships!.

Fly Safe, and ill update you on the final few days of pew pew palooza aswell as an interesting post in progress soon.!

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Pew Pew Palooooza

Ok well iv been really busy lately with real life, 0rphanage and general other things which has left me with not much material that i can share with you guys apart from the upcoming Pew Pew Palooooooza.

Basicalllyyy.. Here at the 0rphanage we collect donations from members, (Which id like to give a huuugggeee thank you for making this happen for me and the others :D ), which has tallied up to 11-12 billion isk of war dec monies. The money will be spent on a week or several weeks or months of war decs, im not telling how long so you better get used to us ;).

Last time this happened, so i was told as i wasnt in the 0rphans, we got a THOUSAND+ kills with very, very minimal losses which is fantastic, so heres hoping that this time it is even better :D.

Ok well i can tell you the list of wars which we have made as they are declared but not active until tomoro.

• AAA Citizens
• Against ALL Authorities
• Atlas.
• B O R G
• Curatores Veritatis Alliance
• Fidelas Constans
• Goonswarm Federation
• Intergalactic Exports Group
• Intrepid Crossing
• Legion Of xXDEATHXx
• Morsus Mihi
• Northern Coalition.
• Pandemic Legion.
• Raiden. (Which my good ole buddy WRXGarza from cryo is in .. im coming for you and your aeon)
• Red Alliance
• RED Citizens
• Shadow Of xXDEATHXx
• SOLAR WING
• Test Alliance Please Ignore
• White Noise.

and lastly .. the pests which have war decced us and are technically not in the pew pew palooze .... Moar Tears -_-.

Only reason i hate Moar Tears is that recently they caught me off guard and sligthly drunk, resulting in This Loss. By the way look at the shit ton of faction battleships on the mail... hella alot of isk out there on the field.

Ok well now i refreshed my blog and shown that im not dead im going to log off of here and go hunting ... well by that i meen camp jita station .. Ciao

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Randsoms, Thefts and Griefing.

Ok well all of the wars are in place now and the killing has begun. The day started off for me with a retriever kill which i covertly d-scanned out in a near by system which was shortly followed by an interesting randsom convo. I asked for 10m, 5 for me 5 for my partnet .. he said he can give us a ship instead, meaning a drake, Awesome .. let wait to see if he is dumb enough. A minute passed and he started a self distruct, so fuck it we popped him and his pod and was on our merry way. I also got an abbadon kill prior to this on a station undock which was terribly fit and melted in seconds.




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Jita was quiet and using a friendly locator agent i found the location of an old corp member not far away, so me and my ally set off to "troll" and hopefully get a kill whilst at it. I went for my dinner and came back to the wonderful announcement by damagebladee announcing that he had trolled our "target" good and also found an offline poss WITH floating ships .. Result. I arrived whilst damage destroyed a raven which we both couldnt get out.. by a bit of scouting from me and damage running the ships out we managed to snag .. An Ishtar Heavy Assault Ship, Helios Covert Ops, Myrmidon BattleCruiser and a Coverter Mining Barge. Theft successful and as an additional bonus, well for me reminiscing about good times in 0.0, the system we hit was 2 jumps away from the system which my old corp cryo OWNED, .. G-5EN2. I popped my head in to say hi, warped to the sovereignty structure we still have in there, and went back to high sec where me and damage came accross our next war target!.




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Finally griefing .. leading to a kill. After kindly taking the ships off the owners of the pos' hands, we headed to high sec where we started to stalk a maelstrom battleship war target. He undocked and started to smack talk us in local saying "Good luck catching me" .. i was in a wolf, damage in a federation navy comet
, and he was right .. the points between us couldnt hold him down .. so instead we followed him for 16 jumps where we managed to work out where he was heading and called for alliance backup to assist in the catching of this ignorant asshole .. each jump he griefed us more .. but we knew that sooner or later we will come up trumps. 5 more jumps later and a well organised ambush led to this Kill .. OK the killmail is shit and there was not much to see but his tears in local was enough loot for me .. unfortunatly we was responding to another call and was unable to extract the tears into my ever growing jar of lolz so i cannot share with you the joy :D. Angry Onions .. Dont be angry with us after that, we are nice people .. your just an ignorant asshole in a crap alliance (TEST).

Well thats pretty much all that i can report for today, not much explosions but interesting events that i have experienced.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - New War Decs

Well today is thursday, this means that all our previous wars are re-tracted and the new,poor, unsuspecting targets now have a blinky "Your Fucked, 0rphans War Decced You!" Notification. You can see who we have declared by simply searching our name under other wars in corporation tab.




We have certainly some interesting and easy wars up-coming *cough* CVA *cough*, this should produce some loverrlly care bear tears as we ripp through what is left of their hulls after the rebellion of providence months ago. Other war deccs that i am looking to are Goonswarm Federation, Test Alliance Please Ignore and Pandemic Legion. The reason i am looking forward to these is that i have recently flown along side TEST and GOONS. We have been monitoring a few of these alliances around our prime locations and fingers crossed ill have some fantastic and expensive killmails to share with you all.

Killing has been very quiet as of late .. i think mainly it is due to the protest that is going on in amarr and jita causing mass lagg and confusion for our prey. Hopefully i will get some kills and final blows on the roam i am on right now!. But confirmed kills since the last post have been scarce apart from a notable rapier, harbinger and crusader kill ... sad face.. but being optimistic the next few days will bring us plenty of juicy kills from the new fresh ragamuffins.

Oh and your all safe to come to jita now without the additional risk of your computer having a coronary (Search English Cockney !) and dieing in your hands. The protestors have slowed down alot on the monument shooting, how ever i think that they have something bigger waiting to unleash.





Shoot This Instead .. Seeing Something To Do With PL Will Make It All Better ... For Me Any Way :)
Rapier Kill: Here
Harbinger Kill: Here
Crusader Kill: Here

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"