Life as a Stabilizer - Going to Jita to protest .. brb

Today i found out that a patch i read about a week or two back had been implemented. I didnt know that this had actually been placed in .. i mean i read the patchnotes everytime they are released but either i missread it or just plain forget to read them as i thought they were a whoops we fucked up again but its all ok HERES A PATCH.
What is in this patch that has annoyed me you ask .. well the orca NERF .. yes a nerf to me and for all fellow ninjas out there it is a nerf that kicks us in the balls ... OH but we have our ways still.

This is the normal routine that you follow to end up with a juicy mission runner kill + tears:

1. Probe out target
2. Warp in bait and steal from wreck
3. Get aggro and point them whilst orca is en route
4. Get orca close or at least in point range
5. (NOW THE BIG ONE) Switch ships inside the orca with the target pointed
6. Re-Point and proceed to ransom and/or kill

TODAYS EXPERIENCE
THIS


FOLLOWED BY THIS



ENDED UP WITH ME BEING LIKE THIS!!




Now .. i dont know why but someone must of ninja'd a CCP alt (most proboly paul clavet) they have said UP YOURS im taking a shit all over number 5. How? .. well now they have introduced a mechanic that stops us from doing said number as we are now give this lovely message: "You cannot store your ship as you are currently a criminal on the run from Concord or are trying to escape player retribution"... Love the carebear patch (Y). But on the brighter side of this, the ninja underworld have created several other methods which before i say and give my opinions, im going to try out. One of which i thought of myself actually didnt work too bad as i managed to get This .

BRB Going to jita to protest over this update ... perhaps they might hold some sort of .. oh i dunno rare summit ;).

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Protest and daily update

Well the protests are still going but finally CCP have done something and stood up to what is happening, have they admit defeat and sent out a well deserved apology .. No. CCP have deployed a bubble around the monuments which have prevented the protesters from shooting the target .. but this didnt stop them, just like the shooting where a can appeared, then another .. they started to drop shuttle after shuttle after shuttle right at the undock. This was brought to CCP's attention, and as far as i know this caused more lag than shooting. How did they respond .. destroying every shuttle which caused temporary more lag shortly followed by them being magically evaporated into the vast space of Jita.




Bubble Over Monument

The AfterMath Of CCP "Controlling" The Riot.

We shall see how the protesting riot commenses in the next few days but on more exciting and explosive news, this didnt stop us orphans from getting some awesome and ... damn right juicy << Kills. First iv been wanting to bring this to everyones attention if you havnt allready but we got a Viator transport ship kill worth 21 Billion isk of which 14billion dropped .. and to our complete amazement the guys managed to scoop the loot and split it each way 2.8b! .. so here is the kill mail and a well deserved "Congratulations" and happy spending.
Kill Mail
oh and by the way this kill made eve 24 news :) Here

Well after getting that out of my system and letting you all bask in the glorious kill ill finish this off with a general debrief of my day and the kills we got.
To start the day off we couldnt even undock without black screening, whitescreening, lagging you name it happened .. but we saw a chance, changed settings and used bookmarks to finally get out of the jita station. We then used all the ships we had in space which consisted of a bit of DPS, E-War and Fast Tackle (Me :]) .. time passed we searched around and managed to get a couple of shuttles, capsules and noob ships .. nothing much .. but a few hours prior to this i got a nice kill by landing on a hulk 20k off the perimeter gate, seconds later the point was on and damage was eating his shield and armor .. i call the fleet to warp to me to get on the killmail *beep* a convo window opens from the unfortunate target asking me to give him a randsom .. i give it a minute and allow him to get about 2k from the gate .... Oh freedom ..wait, my structures gone, why have i woken up in this station . wheres my ... FUUU. That was that. The next bigger kill that i got was on a solo roam with damagebladee around the forge region, we found our prey, a drake mission running. We do some trickery and hunting and maanged to get him pinned by my wolf .. he red boxes me on the gate and i start laying into him, shields 3/4 down and damage lands in his rook, providing a bit of dps and ECM. Seconds later he is dispersed and so is his pod. Result! .. a 110m kill by a 30m wolf.. that is pretty much it for last night and today. Im currently hunting as i write this .. so you better watch out .. The Orphans are about ;).

Hulk Killmail Here
Drake Killmail Here

Oh .. one last thing .. Sup Epic Mushrooms ;)

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Jita Protesting! .. CCP Soundwave Listen To The People!

... HOLY SHIT ... that is my reaction to what i have seen today in jita. The quiet and peaceful jita turn into utter turmoil today when all of a sudden .. one can appeared, then another,then another 40 ... then, i have no idea i stopped counting after 80. The target of this protest was related to a recent act of reckless banning of a well loved fellow blogger helicity boson, (Creator of Hulkageddon)! .. oh and the fact that CCP are taking the complete piss with prices!. Jita rose to over 2000 people, most of which i believe where shooting the current target of the Jita Monument as chants of "FREE HELICITY" and "FREE HELICITY! FREE NEW EDEN!" .. oh and the occasional 100 Fuck you CCP we wont pay to win.

I had little to blog about up to this point about todays shinanigans in eve, apart from a 20billion isk transport ship we killed .. but that will be posted later ;).
It got so bad in jita that system control shut down all entry into Jita and surrounding areas.. i just managed to log in and see more of the chaos arrupting after coming back from a brief break for dinner .. the sight .. iv never seen so much fighting and cursing in jita .. as you can see by my "Artistic" screenshottery below!.

most recent update

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The protest will continue to go on until they get a public announcement from CCP about what they plan to do and WHEN they ARE .. << .. going to get the disasterous idea of paying to win out of there heads and planning .. i meen, Paying cash for T3 ammo and Fucking ships.. i am a big CCP fan and it takes alot to trigger me off .. but this has gotten too far .. CCP Soundwave. you broke a fucking promise of microtransactions for clothing ONLY!. Below you can find a link to forum thread regarding the protest and a infamous newsletter leak selfishly named "Greed Is Good". As far as the protest goes, i support it but at the same time .. Jita is my hunting ground and your scaring the mice away .. i cant play eve so its an excuse to play with the girlfriend instead. I will post more as i get more information .. also keep and eye out for a post about recent kills and that juicy iteron kill we got!.


Internal Piss Take Document: Here

Original Protest Invite (I Believe):Here

EVE 24news Coverage: Here

*UPDATE* Jita is accepting pilots - but very minimal.. Amarr is down aswell! *UPDATE*

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Incarna

Day of incarna is here .. finally we can stretch our legs from being enclosed in that capsule for many years. Ok so the idea is great when we get to interacting with other characters but the sights are not so good right now..we are enclosed in this tight space where we can see our ship .. uselessly sitting there and a TV which shows us what some class as useless crap. I meen i cant even get P0rn on there .. pfft .. fingers cross for the next patch to watch what we like ;) .. or at least plan to broadcast the tournament on there. Then i would be a happy capsuleer.

Im no way a hater apart from hating those who hate CCP .. if it wasnt for them we wouldnt have a game to play and for you to get your kicks from moaning. Much respect CCP but WTF! with a capital F! 1.4 BILLION isk for a monocle ... you couldnt even give us the other half .. i heard that it contains some implants but i dont really care for this aurum and NEX stuff, perhaps allow trading of aurum, reduce prices and let others see me then i might open the window.

OR

I know what i would rather have ..

Believe it or not i may not have shown my self out side the station much and you may think im jizzing in my pants at the fact that i can role play and sit at my desk and create more of my infamous "Spreadsheets" but meh .. doesnt bother me .. my love for eve is out there in space fighting albeit Ratting or PVP and as far as i know hardly any expansions have effected combat positively or negatively apart from a few nerfs.

Well basically im pleased with incarna it was up with not major delay .. few hours or so . but admit it that is an unwritted expectation of expansions from CCP :D..
what made my day was when MAC users logged in with us .. wait... they didnt.
I have high hopes for the next few versions of incarna when they eventually get rolled out to us after years of promises and delays ;).

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"