Life as an 0rphan - New Wars

Last weeks wars are over and the overall results were rather sad and un-fruitful :( only one or two fairly decent kills .. dont know whats happening to the war targets, they seem to be hiding away in their emo corners as of late, so dont cry emo target come out and play.

Onto this weeks kills, some of which are rather good some of which will lead to several deaths and headaches .. the causes being Moar Tears and Privateers war decs.

Ok here is the list of this weeks prey:

• Goonswarm Federation
• Majestic Trust (Corporation)
• Phobia.
• S E D I T I O N
• Shadow of xXDEATHXx
• Stain Empire
• stainless.
• Test Alliance Please Ignore
• Moar Tears
• Privateer Alliance
• The Last Chancers.
• The List May Expand Soon!

well im dedicated this week to getting some action and juicy kills/tears to share with you lovely people as i feel due to a lack of targets, im not finding much to laugh about .. *sad face*.

Ok well .. instead of typing, im undocking and going on a roam, speak to you all soon

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Update and Publicity

Real life has caught up with me and i havnt had much time to spend on eve as of late which has left me with not much to talk about in eve, but dont worry soon i shall have much more to blog about and share with you all. Another setback to me not being able to play eve is also to do with that my "legit" *cough* operating system went corrupt and had to rebuild the PC from scratch -_-, all good now though.

UPDATE:
Im going to be hopefully completing the tools section of my blog Here soon with, what i hope to be, very helpful and useful tutorials for you all.
- I also have added a "useful" website link box located to the left of here <<, which i will be updating regulary with more useful tools. If you feel that there should be more tools and links on there please comment on this post and ill get it done.

PUBLICITY:
your favourite blog ;), jumpnwarp, has a nice amount of activity and traffic but it lacks the .. eve spirit of the community, so im asking nicely if any of you guys here would love to support me by linking my blog in your bio, websites, sharing through mails, voice comms etc.., i would be SOOO Greatful. Those who do i will gladly share some publicity, shoutouts and even isk as my reputation increases... im looking to hopefully do a lottery and giveaways soon .. if im that loveable obviously ;)

-Much Love Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - End Of Pew Pew Palooza and Fantastic New Wars

Ok well the pew pew palooza is now technically over as we have finally dwindled down the amount of original pew pew palooza wars to 0, the alliances total kills were way over several hundered, i lost count at 400, My personal kills where only a measly 129 to 1 loss over the 2 weeks :(.

Other News, we have finally war decced our new victims, some of which i am really excited about either for reasons such as they were my past alliances and some where i will hopefully be meeting old "friends".

Ok well this is the new list:

• BricK sQuAD.
• Curatores Veritatis Alliance NEW
• Fatal Ascension
• Imperial Order
• RAZOR Alliance
• Red Alliance
• RED.OverLord
• The Last Chancers. NEW
• Ultima Rati0

• The List May Expand Soon!

Out of the list so far, i am really looking forward to the Fatal Ascension war as that was one of my favourite alliances i was apart from before our corp was dispatched on unfair grounds, there is a few names in there that i cant wait to fuck over, one of which not being my mate nirnaeth Ornoediad BUT doesnt meen i wont be letting go free, heck ill especially randsom him too (P.S Nirn if your reading this, i honor randsoms so do pay up).

The second alliance is Imperial Order as my friend/frienemy/nemesis/ally Robzorz121/telissia star.. (its awkward) will hopefully be recieving the full brunt of my auto cannons.

I will post the progress of the war and if when i kill the named guys im aiming for! .. also join our public channel to hire us for war merceneries.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Initial Crowdsourcing Results

Ok well the initial crowdsourcing voting is now over and CSM have counted and verified the answers, In first place .. "Docking games fix (CSM)" .. in second we have "Corporation and Alliance tool overhaul (CSM)" .. and in third bringing it up the rear is "Overhaul of roles and grantable roles system (CSM)".. plus the rest of the choices.

The crowds have spoken and ccp has heard, im pleased to say that at least 3 of my choiced made the top 15 .. i thank anyone who voted along with my choices as this is going to improve the game, well for us anyway ;).

Its just a matter of time before we either see CCP making an improvement on what we have said and not just focusing on a still image of a door or a undecorated room or they have made this to improve player relations.

You can see the whole list of results and the popularity / number of votes per item, Here

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Initial Crowdsourcing

Well its the time of the year again where CCP try to give a shit and listen to our opinions and thoughts through the form of crowdsourcing. Basically for those who dont know or want a reminder of what it is, how to use it and what it is for, i will briefly "englighten" you.

Initial Crowdsourcing allows us as the eve community to initially "vote" on what the CSM (Council if Stellar Management) will bring to CCP's attention for the next update or a few after. The CSM have created a list of 172 problems/updates/ideas/general improvments (or fuck ups depending on our playstyle). The voting system works by each person being given 20 points, and you can distribute these points on any amount of items you wish BUT... the 20 points get spread out amongst the items you chose, so each item can not get more than 3 points. I reccomend you choosing at maximum 7 of items to vote on so that you can use all your points and not loose the "strength" of the previous votes.

As a high sec mercenary alliance, the CSM have covered several MAJOR problems which we are strongly acting on and voting for. The two HIGH PRIORITY items for me are number:

#162 - Looting from wreck you didn't create = looter flagged to (wreck) killer in Empire (CSM) - This would benefit us as high sec agressors MASSIVELY as we will now be able to either A) Loot the wrecks we kill, thus boosting our isk imput dramatically, and B) We will have the option to destroy anyone who does take our loots, which will give us our loot back +more and extra killmails :).

#34 -Docking games fix (CSM) - This would improve the efficiency of those who like to play "station games" based on the ship speed, and station undock radius. Basically an improvement would be that the bigger the ship, the longer the undock agression timer, this would meen that smaller ships will loose there agression sooner and closer to us (the campers).

They are the 2 most important to us as they will benefit our isk and killmail inputs.
The following items are relevant to us but not as high priority as above.
#4 -Aggression timer on gate activation (CSM)

#91 -Remote repping and aggression (CSM) - This was actually originally raised and created by our own CEO/Leader ThePitboss.

#108 -Show Implants on POD killmails (CSM) - I feel that not only would seeing the implants which we destroyed in their gooey biomass would be awesome and interesting to view, but it would also improve our "points" on the killboards.

lastly #143 -
War-dec mechanics (CSM) - This item would benefit not only us but the war targets aswell as it would give them the chance to have an input to how long the war lasts. But importantly it would give the war dec a goal or achievement to strive for to "Win The War".

You can find the whole complete list of items up for discussion Here

To cast your vote you will need to post a forum post in this thread in the following format:
name,Pick#1,Pick#2,Pick#3... so mine would look like this "
natalie cruella,162,34,4,91,143 "

Please spend a minute and think of us poor 0rphans and how lonely and isk hungary we are, you can help by donating any isk to our charity "natalie cruella" or alternatly choose my MAJOR items (162,34) as at least 2 of your choices.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - Randsoms, Thefts and Griefing.

Ok well all of the wars are in place now and the killing has begun. The day started off for me with a retriever kill which i covertly d-scanned out in a near by system which was shortly followed by an interesting randsom convo. I asked for 10m, 5 for me 5 for my partnet .. he said he can give us a ship instead, meaning a drake, Awesome .. let wait to see if he is dumb enough. A minute passed and he started a self distruct, so fuck it we popped him and his pod and was on our merry way. I also got an abbadon kill prior to this on a station undock which was terribly fit and melted in seconds.




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Jita was quiet and using a friendly locator agent i found the location of an old corp member not far away, so me and my ally set off to "troll" and hopefully get a kill whilst at it. I went for my dinner and came back to the wonderful announcement by damagebladee announcing that he had trolled our "target" good and also found an offline poss WITH floating ships .. Result. I arrived whilst damage destroyed a raven which we both couldnt get out.. by a bit of scouting from me and damage running the ships out we managed to snag .. An Ishtar Heavy Assault Ship, Helios Covert Ops, Myrmidon BattleCruiser and a Coverter Mining Barge. Theft successful and as an additional bonus, well for me reminiscing about good times in 0.0, the system we hit was 2 jumps away from the system which my old corp cryo OWNED, .. G-5EN2. I popped my head in to say hi, warped to the sovereignty structure we still have in there, and went back to high sec where me and damage came accross our next war target!.




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Finally griefing .. leading to a kill. After kindly taking the ships off the owners of the pos' hands, we headed to high sec where we started to stalk a maelstrom battleship war target. He undocked and started to smack talk us in local saying "Good luck catching me" .. i was in a wolf, damage in a federation navy comet
, and he was right .. the points between us couldnt hold him down .. so instead we followed him for 16 jumps where we managed to work out where he was heading and called for alliance backup to assist in the catching of this ignorant asshole .. each jump he griefed us more .. but we knew that sooner or later we will come up trumps. 5 more jumps later and a well organised ambush led to this Kill .. OK the killmail is shit and there was not much to see but his tears in local was enough loot for me .. unfortunatly we was responding to another call and was unable to extract the tears into my ever growing jar of lolz so i cannot share with you the joy :D. Angry Onions .. Dont be angry with us after that, we are nice people .. your just an ignorant asshole in a crap alliance (TEST).

Well thats pretty much all that i can report for today, not much explosions but interesting events that i have experienced.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - New War Decs

Well today is thursday, this means that all our previous wars are re-tracted and the new,poor, unsuspecting targets now have a blinky "Your Fucked, 0rphans War Decced You!" Notification. You can see who we have declared by simply searching our name under other wars in corporation tab.




We have certainly some interesting and easy wars up-coming *cough* CVA *cough*, this should produce some loverrlly care bear tears as we ripp through what is left of their hulls after the rebellion of providence months ago. Other war deccs that i am looking to are Goonswarm Federation, Test Alliance Please Ignore and Pandemic Legion. The reason i am looking forward to these is that i have recently flown along side TEST and GOONS. We have been monitoring a few of these alliances around our prime locations and fingers crossed ill have some fantastic and expensive killmails to share with you all.

Killing has been very quiet as of late .. i think mainly it is due to the protest that is going on in amarr and jita causing mass lagg and confusion for our prey. Hopefully i will get some kills and final blows on the roam i am on right now!. But confirmed kills since the last post have been scarce apart from a notable rapier, harbinger and crusader kill ... sad face.. but being optimistic the next few days will bring us plenty of juicy kills from the new fresh ragamuffins.

Oh and your all safe to come to jita now without the additional risk of your computer having a coronary (Search English Cockney !) and dieing in your hands. The protestors have slowed down alot on the monument shooting, how ever i think that they have something bigger waiting to unleash.





Shoot This Instead .. Seeing Something To Do With PL Will Make It All Better ... For Me Any Way :)
Rapier Kill: Here
Harbinger Kill: Here
Crusader Kill: Here

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - First Tears - Dedicated To Exellero

Well to update you on the protest ... its still going ... that is all.
The last few days, iv seen alot of combat and lewts being dropped, destroyed .. and stolen. Damn you auto looter .. i shall have mine setup some time soon .. (CCP are too busy with their heads up their asses to care -_-).

Today was a good day for russian tears .. i finally got a target to cry after trying to randsom his 5th drake of the day.. Bit more on that soon .. to start the day off yesterday we managed to hunt and kill an unsuspecting target next door to his dead-end mission running area. Ok good kill .. we noticed a pattern with him throughout the day, which we wont divulg so that we can get many more kills to share with you :D. We did some well popular trickery and reconnaissance on him which led to 3 more kills, in the same fit drake (Average 110M Destroyed Each).. each time grabbing some lovely juicy arbalest launchers to make some profit whilst we are at it. Today, after allready killing him, we found him in the same spot .. same pattern and pointed him off the gate. First taking his shields out, i open a convo with him and the following conversation commenses:

[20:44:25] Natalie Cruella > hey
[20:44:29] Exellero > stop
[20:44:37] Natalie Cruella > stop your ship
[20:44:51] Natalie Cruella > go to 0
[20:44:58] Exellero > go
[20:45:06] Natalie Cruella > you want to keep your ship
[20:45:19] Natalie Cruella > you want to keep your ship
[20:45:42] Exellero > I want save may ship
[20:45:44] Natalie Cruella > ok
[20:45:47] Natalie Cruella > 90 mill
[20:45:50] Exellero > stop
[20:45:51] Natalie Cruella > send to me
[20:46:18] Natalie Cruella > 90,000,000
[20:46:48] Exellero > ьшт
[20:46:48] Damagebladee > send noqw
[20:46:51] Damagebladee > now
[20:46:51] Exellero > min
[20:46:53] Natalie Cruella > ok
[20:46:59] Natalie Cruella > 90,000,000
[20:47:33] Natalie Cruella > you have 1 minute
[20:47:57] Exellero > рун
[20:48:00] Exellero > hey
[20:48:03] Natalie Cruella > yes
[20:48:15] Natalie Cruella > 90,000,000 isk to me now or you die
[20:48:16] Exellero > my english is BED!
[20:48:21] Damagebladee > send ISK
[20:48:23] Damagebladee > 90 MILLION
[20:48:27] Exellero > I noiw!!
[20:49:22] Natalie Cruella > 10 секунд
[20:49:27] Exellero > русские
[20:49:54] Damagebladee > you die

Here, thanks to google translator, i demand he pays within the next 10 seconds ... i recieve a payload .. of missiles instead .. which results in this Kill , shortly after whith a nice input from damagebladee ;).. we get the allmighty .. "YOUR MOTHER" insult ..

[20:49:58] Natalie Cruella > ok we was going to let you go
[20:50:00] Exellero > fuck
[20:50:06] Exellero > you mother\
[20:50:16] Damagebladee > haha
[20:50:21] Natalie Cruella > thank you.. come again






The tears tasted good.. very strong taste of vodka but good .. Oh by the way we are still waiting for you right now Exellero, just dont stray too far now.

we hold his pod for a good 3 minutes and think fuck it and disperse of him quickly and proceed on with our roam back to home.

The rest of the day is quiet for me .. but not the corp. They kill a GCC golem and a few kills.

Quite a successful day and week at that!, my killboard has increased by 9 billion in destroyed ships :D .. im off to bed .. fly safe and ill post a blog soon with a running total of how many kills we have on our local favourite Exellero.

Killmails:
Instead of showing them all .. we pretty much are the killers for this guy .. so here is his personal killboard XD: Here from the last caracal + are us :D.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"

Life as an 0rphan - First Day Of The 0rphanage

Well what a day.. not only is it a landmark day in eve history with incarna station walking but it is my first day in The 0rphanage too. I thought ok eveyone would be busy staring at there avatars tits .. admit it if yours is a girl you made the breasts the largest possible in hope for body physic movements when they
run
walk. But i was wrong, i saw many war targets come and go,un-voluntarily, with my name on a respectable amount, if not quantity of kills but most definatly quality for one days work. I logged in, jumped in my cane and undocked to see what i could get my hands on. We waited, hunted and roamed for a good hour or so with no activity but i dont know what happened but all of a sudden we got kill after kill after sexy kill.

I dont have a huge amount of pvp experience and knowledge but enough to get me by and help others but in fleets like we had .. i think any simple minded person, such as PorChopGOD, couldnt fail. The day proceeded with small, low isk kills from at first 2 manticore stealth bombers, 5 capsules, shuttle or two but then in the space of about 3 hours, we inflicted a good estimate of 2.5 billion isk in kills from 4 .. yes 4 tengu Strategic Cruiser kills .. which i must say 2 died in under 8 seconds, .. the kills will be linked, named and shamed. Aswell as these juicy strategic Cruiser pops, we got a rapier recon ship (Nice Fit By The Way), and a Viator transport ship which dropped a capital energy transfer module which we can flipped and looted straight away to keep it away from the loot botters which are ruining our income .. -_- (Not Good).



Its a love kill relationship
The new guys are really decent, friendly and experienced which just adds onto the enjoyment of wiping pod goo from the windscreen .. but to be totally honest, i miss cryo .. cryo was eve to me, but shit happens, this is eve. Im still keeping in contact with them all and playing other games too which makes us more of a community than corp members and colleagues.

Any way back to today .. ill give a breakdown of the isk we destroyed, ships we killed and the tears we bottled to savour on over a cool bar somewhere in jita 4-4 ... wait we cant interact yet .. o'well.

Isk Destroyed (According To Battleclinic): 2,526,182,045 isk
Total Ships Killed: 15
That was just with me on the kill :D



Tengu 1
Tengu 2
Tengu 3
Tengu 4
Rapier
Viator

Well the future looks hopeful as this is the first day of my 0rphanage career.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"