Life as an 0rphan - First Tears - Dedicated To Exellero

Well to update you on the protest ... its still going ... that is all.
The last few days, iv seen alot of combat and lewts being dropped, destroyed .. and stolen. Damn you auto looter .. i shall have mine setup some time soon .. (CCP are too busy with their heads up their asses to care -_-).

Today was a good day for russian tears .. i finally got a target to cry after trying to randsom his 5th drake of the day.. Bit more on that soon .. to start the day off yesterday we managed to hunt and kill an unsuspecting target next door to his dead-end mission running area. Ok good kill .. we noticed a pattern with him throughout the day, which we wont divulg so that we can get many more kills to share with you :D. We did some well popular trickery and reconnaissance on him which led to 3 more kills, in the same fit drake (Average 110M Destroyed Each).. each time grabbing some lovely juicy arbalest launchers to make some profit whilst we are at it. Today, after allready killing him, we found him in the same spot .. same pattern and pointed him off the gate. First taking his shields out, i open a convo with him and the following conversation commenses:

[20:44:25] Natalie Cruella > hey
[20:44:29] Exellero > stop
[20:44:37] Natalie Cruella > stop your ship
[20:44:51] Natalie Cruella > go to 0
[20:44:58] Exellero > go
[20:45:06] Natalie Cruella > you want to keep your ship
[20:45:19] Natalie Cruella > you want to keep your ship
[20:45:42] Exellero > I want save may ship
[20:45:44] Natalie Cruella > ok
[20:45:47] Natalie Cruella > 90 mill
[20:45:50] Exellero > stop
[20:45:51] Natalie Cruella > send to me
[20:46:18] Natalie Cruella > 90,000,000
[20:46:48] Exellero > ьшт
[20:46:48] Damagebladee > send noqw
[20:46:51] Damagebladee > now
[20:46:51] Exellero > min
[20:46:53] Natalie Cruella > ok
[20:46:59] Natalie Cruella > 90,000,000
[20:47:33] Natalie Cruella > you have 1 minute
[20:47:57] Exellero > рун
[20:48:00] Exellero > hey
[20:48:03] Natalie Cruella > yes
[20:48:15] Natalie Cruella > 90,000,000 isk to me now or you die
[20:48:16] Exellero > my english is BED!
[20:48:21] Damagebladee > send ISK
[20:48:23] Damagebladee > 90 MILLION
[20:48:27] Exellero > I noiw!!
[20:49:22] Natalie Cruella > 10 секунд
[20:49:27] Exellero > русские
[20:49:54] Damagebladee > you die

Here, thanks to google translator, i demand he pays within the next 10 seconds ... i recieve a payload .. of missiles instead .. which results in this Kill , shortly after whith a nice input from damagebladee ;).. we get the allmighty .. "YOUR MOTHER" insult ..

[20:49:58] Natalie Cruella > ok we was going to let you go
[20:50:00] Exellero > fuck
[20:50:06] Exellero > you mother\
[20:50:16] Damagebladee > haha
[20:50:21] Natalie Cruella > thank you.. come again






The tears tasted good.. very strong taste of vodka but good .. Oh by the way we are still waiting for you right now Exellero, just dont stray too far now.

we hold his pod for a good 3 minutes and think fuck it and disperse of him quickly and proceed on with our roam back to home.

The rest of the day is quiet for me .. but not the corp. They kill a GCC golem and a few kills.

Quite a successful day and week at that!, my killboard has increased by 9 billion in destroyed ships :D .. im off to bed .. fly safe and ill post a blog soon with a running total of how many kills we have on our local favourite Exellero.

Killmails:
Instead of showing them all .. we pretty much are the killers for this guy .. so here is his personal killboard XD: Here from the last caracal + are us :D.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"