Life as an 0rphan - First Day Of The 0rphanage

Well what a day.. not only is it a landmark day in eve history with incarna station walking but it is my first day in The 0rphanage too. I thought ok eveyone would be busy staring at there avatars tits .. admit it if yours is a girl you made the breasts the largest possible in hope for body physic movements when they
run
walk. But i was wrong, i saw many war targets come and go,un-voluntarily, with my name on a respectable amount, if not quantity of kills but most definatly quality for one days work. I logged in, jumped in my cane and undocked to see what i could get my hands on. We waited, hunted and roamed for a good hour or so with no activity but i dont know what happened but all of a sudden we got kill after kill after sexy kill.

I dont have a huge amount of pvp experience and knowledge but enough to get me by and help others but in fleets like we had .. i think any simple minded person, such as PorChopGOD, couldnt fail. The day proceeded with small, low isk kills from at first 2 manticore stealth bombers, 5 capsules, shuttle or two but then in the space of about 3 hours, we inflicted a good estimate of 2.5 billion isk in kills from 4 .. yes 4 tengu Strategic Cruiser kills .. which i must say 2 died in under 8 seconds, .. the kills will be linked, named and shamed. Aswell as these juicy strategic Cruiser pops, we got a rapier recon ship (Nice Fit By The Way), and a Viator transport ship which dropped a capital energy transfer module which we can flipped and looted straight away to keep it away from the loot botters which are ruining our income .. -_- (Not Good).



Its a love kill relationship
The new guys are really decent, friendly and experienced which just adds onto the enjoyment of wiping pod goo from the windscreen .. but to be totally honest, i miss cryo .. cryo was eve to me, but shit happens, this is eve. Im still keeping in contact with them all and playing other games too which makes us more of a community than corp members and colleagues.

Any way back to today .. ill give a breakdown of the isk we destroyed, ships we killed and the tears we bottled to savour on over a cool bar somewhere in jita 4-4 ... wait we cant interact yet .. o'well.

Isk Destroyed (According To Battleclinic): 2,526,182,045 isk
Total Ships Killed: 15
That was just with me on the kill :D



Tengu 1
Tengu 2
Tengu 3
Tengu 4
Rapier
Viator

Well the future looks hopeful as this is the first day of my 0rphanage career.

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"