Life as an 0rphan - Ninja Cherry Popped .... so did a raven and rokh

0rphanage wars have been VERRRYYY slow lately .. well i say lately i meen the last month or so :( .. sad i know aww.. well not all is bad, i have been introduced to the art of ninjaing by a well seasoned ass hole qu1ckkkk of WCS. (who of which i have joined by the way).

Ok this ninja shit looks piss . *launch probes* ... few Several .. fuck noes how many hours later and i couldnt probe for shit, so some advice from my friend ACID and an investment in some shiny stuff for my helios covert ops ship , and i was probing LIKE A BOSS. I scanned a few targets out in a well populated system, and proceeded to annoyed a drake, but the bear didnt bite. Hour or so later and a beer or three in me, i managed to get my first victim to bite my merlin of death. The victim "Skizer Vienece" engaged my merlin as i quickly disposed of his vespa I's. Meanwhile my orca is landing, (bear in mind that i havnt done this before and didnt know i couldnt put my ship in the hanger with items in cargo .. Doh), i panickly tried to move my ship in whilst getting rejected and then the next problem of "you dont have sufficient privaleges to view .. blah blah" so fleet usage activated, my ship was swapped for my infamous "the lucky bitch" hurricane (see previous blog Here) and a few minutes later, i started a convo and tried for a randsom, to no avail but you dont ask you dont get, in the end he took it brilliantly, even thanked me and complemented me :D as his rokh battleship exploded. Kill Mail Here
Convo:

• Natalie Cruella > want to pay for your ship? >
  Skizer Vienece > got me, i thought you where tuff
  Natalie Cruella > want to pay ?
  Skizer Vienece > i dont have really have any cash, new to game, gonna die anyways
  Skizer Vienece > that was very impressive though
  Natalie Cruella > how much you got ?
  Skizer Vienece > 3.6m
  Skizer Vienece > i just got to this level
  Natalie Cruella > any items to contract?
  Skizer Vienece > items?
  Natalie Cruella > worth isk ?
  Natalie Cruella > as payment
  Skizer Vienece > heh, i just started playing, i am a new guy
  Skizer Vienece > thatnks for the offer though
  Natalie Cruella > 07 thanks for taking it like a boss ;)
  Natalie Cruella > www.jumpnwarp.blogspot.com
  Natalie Cruella > see you on there soon 07

Well that was a somewhat pleasant first kill to pop my cherry .. now the second kill .. i previously tried to get this guy but what rudely spoken to in local by him, he said "EdwardoK > GO AWAY" .. ouch. he knows how to scare me .NOT.. anyway, i logg off my main in hope he come back as he jumped away some where, (still online) but away .. 20 mins later .. HELLO he is back :D. I try my luck and warp back to the mission i found him in to start, to see if he continued it on, and to my surprise here he was. I began to get my orca in place and dangling the bait before the donkey, viola he engaged.. about fucking time too. I quickly fuck his tank up as he enters armor, and start a convo with him to see if i can suck some isk out of him. Long convo short, he "recons" he has 30m but i asked for 60 .. he takes too long so i loose patience and get This Kill aswell as some juicy carebear tears and threats .. oh how its been too long since i made someone beg there mum for a plex.

The convo went on for a little while with some funny reply which i will post here, but to save your eyes from reading the whole convosation i will give an external link to which you can read it, if you like :D Here

Snippets:

• Natalie Cruella > you have 20 seconds
  EdwardoK > CANT AFFORD, AND ILL HUNT YOU DOWN
• EdwardoK > OK OUT OF SCRAMBLE RANGE AND ILL PAY (-YEA RIGHT YOU WILL)
• EdwardoK > You are in my book
  
  Natalie Cruella > ahh is this a good book ?
  
  Natalie Cruella > can you read me it .. help me sleep
  
  EdwardoK > no, 10 were in it, 5 to go
  
  EdwardoK > now 6
  
  Natalie Cruella > ahh .. sounds like your not very effective at taking these targets out
• EdwardoK > widow, cloak in, torps up bum
• EdwardoK > that raven was a test with active shield
  
  Natalie Cruella > in 2 years .. hmm
  
  EdwardoK > wasn't very good
  
  Natalie Cruella > my advice then with it ..... dont
  
  Natalie Cruella > clearly

Well, this is my first day of ninjaing ... and i LOVE IT .. as we speak i am probing.. YOU out, i say you as i will point YOU to this post when your dead ... (think about it). Fly safe and ill keep you updated with my new adventure!
-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"