Life as an 0rphan - First Ransom + Comical Tears

The first couple days of being a super ninja mutant asshole has gave me the 2 kills from yesterday plus an additional Raven Kill.. that kill was easy and simple, he agressed me and warped out to a gate .. FYI bear, you get aggression and cant jump. He agresses .. yet again, at this point my orca is there and my cane is putting him into armor as a rather comical threat against my car .. not funny bro, is shared in convosation. Luckily he doesnt de-agress to jump through so i can press on to get this out of him

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FIRST RANSOM SUCCESSFUL .. WOOOOOOO GO ME :)
This was the convosation with a .. i suppose you could call it, threat.

• [ 2011.08.14 22:10:25 ] Tonka McPickles > hey
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:25 ] Natalie Cruella > 60m or your ship dies
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:31 ] Tonka McPickles > i dont' have 60m!
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:34 ] Tonka McPickles > serious!
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:37 ] Natalie Cruella > how much you got?
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:42 ] Tonka McPickles > I have 35- yours
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:48 ] Natalie Cruella > done
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:50 ] Tonka McPickles > i just bought this
  [ 2011.08.14 22:10:57 ] Natalie Cruella > send me the money and you live
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:00 ] Natalie Cruella > you have 20 seconds
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:02 ] Tonka McPickles > how
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:10 ] Natalie Cruella > right click my name hten give money
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:29 ] Natalie Cruella > 15 seconds
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:34 ] Tonka McPickles > did you get it?>?
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:39 ] Natalie Cruella > SUDDEN BETRAYAL !
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:51 ] Natalie Cruella > courtesy of paul clavet and qu1ckkk
  [ 2011.08.14 22:11:59 ] Tonka McPickles > aw man
  [ 2011.08.14 22:12:45 ] Natalie Cruella > thank you for your services .. please take a minute to fill in our customer satisfactory form .. and be sure to check my blog for your story on this matter
  [ 2011.08.14 22:13:48 ] Natalie Cruella > fly safe 07
  [ 2011.08.14 22:13:54 ] Tonka McPickles > seriiously that was harsh
  [ 2011.08.14 22:13:58 ] Natalie Cruella > www.jumpnwarp.blogspot.com
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:07 ] Tonka McPickles > you have no ethis
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:09 ] Tonka McPickles > *ethics
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:28 ] Natalie Cruella > son i am a ninja .. therefore i have chinese routes .. so therefore ...... no
  [ 2011.08.14 22:14:52 ] Tonka McPickles > I hope irl you get a flat tire or something, you karmically deserve it
  [ 2011.08.14 22:15:21 ] Natalie Cruella > oh harsh words for a bear .. please cry some more and be sure to fill in that form i sent you

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AWWW Care bear tears ... i also fucked around and got this kill, no additional words on it, it is what it is.

Oh and from last night, the raven kill where he threatened me with a widow .. yea that guy, he sent me a lovelly mail ;).

• From: EdwardoK
  Sent: 2011.08.14 05:27
  To: Natalie Cruella,
  
  hahahaha
  there is now a tribe of pirate hunters looking for you. They are calling me when they find you. Oh what fun to cap you.. ten ships all blasting away. you will rue the day you turned red, my dear

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"