Life as a Stabilizer - Going to Jita to protest .. brb

Today i found out that a patch i read about a week or two back had been implemented. I didnt know that this had actually been placed in .. i mean i read the patchnotes everytime they are released but either i missread it or just plain forget to read them as i thought they were a whoops we fucked up again but its all ok HERES A PATCH.
What is in this patch that has annoyed me you ask .. well the orca NERF .. yes a nerf to me and for all fellow ninjas out there it is a nerf that kicks us in the balls ... OH but we have our ways still.

This is the normal routine that you follow to end up with a juicy mission runner kill + tears:

1. Probe out target
2. Warp in bait and steal from wreck
3. Get aggro and point them whilst orca is en route
4. Get orca close or at least in point range
5. (NOW THE BIG ONE) Switch ships inside the orca with the target pointed
6. Re-Point and proceed to ransom and/or kill

TODAYS EXPERIENCE
THIS


FOLLOWED BY THIS



ENDED UP WITH ME BEING LIKE THIS!!




Now .. i dont know why but someone must of ninja'd a CCP alt (most proboly paul clavet) they have said UP YOURS im taking a shit all over number 5. How? .. well now they have introduced a mechanic that stops us from doing said number as we are now give this lovely message: "You cannot store your ship as you are currently a criminal on the run from Concord or are trying to escape player retribution"... Love the carebear patch (Y). But on the brighter side of this, the ninja underworld have created several other methods which before i say and give my opinions, im going to try out. One of which i thought of myself actually didnt work too bad as i managed to get This .

BRB Going to jita to protest over this update ... perhaps they might hold some sort of .. oh i dunno rare summit ;).

-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"