Life as a Stabilizer - EVE Burnout recovery session

Id just like to say that all the kills that i am going to write about were streamed live through xfire to my friends so, they all shared in the lols guys sorry ;) ..well im not but it seems the right thing to say. You can get a link to the stream in my channel btw.

I have not posted in a very long time, well in the blogging community, 2 weeks is a long time, and for this i am sorry :). This is mainly that i have had a 1 week holiday to sunny Lincolnshire, UK aswell as i had a little EVE Burnout which is a common problem in eve players and should be cured by playing a crappier game for a littlewhile or a quick burst of fail of warcraft. Mine how ever was resolved by exessive Arma II OA (which for the record is an amazing game). Well good news is im back on EVE and have caused somewhat havoc in a new system with some nice kills accompanied by tears, complete LOLS and ransoms .. natalie is back :D.

I was getting rather bored of the arnon system as all i was killing was frigates, destroyers and at the best cruisers, so with a little research and exploring i found a new hunting ground which so far has been rather.. fantastic,regarding the kills i have got so far. The hunting session started once my orca was set up with appropriate bookmarks and boosts, the first hit i get was a battleship .. i hadnt seen one of those in many weeks .. fucking arnon -_-. Anywayyy ... i warp into the guys mission and start to do my thing, and off he warps .. but his mission objective is here, owell ill have that, meanwhile as the orca is aligning he lands and agresses my merlin of death, he then starts to pull away at some speed which left me with a brief period when i swapped to the hurricane that i had to burn towards him 3k to get a point, but luckily all goes well and the target goes down gloriously .. yes i know yet another t1 FAIL fit, but a kills a kill and im not the one fitting it like that.

My Second kill of the night is from a rather confused german girl (wah wah shes a girl, blah blah .. shes german so that makes up for it in some way doesnt it?), my target for this brawl is a raven, with a neutral friend in a osprey (fingers were crossed for remote reps so i could have got a second kill, but o'well). So i play the "dumb russian™ " card where, me speak no good english ;), here is snippets of the convosation which lead up to the explosion of her ship :).

• [ 2011.09.06 02:30:19 ] Natalie Cruella > me english no good
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:21 ] Selona > why are you looting our stuff ?
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:21 ] Natalie Cruella > i take item
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:36 ] Selona > what lang. are you speaking ?
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:43 ] Natalie Cruella > english i try
  [ 2011.09.06 02:30:58 ] Natalie Cruella > no shoot i take item
  [ 2011.09.06 02:31:00 ] Selona > please do not loot our stuff.
  [ 2011.09.06 02:31:07 ] Natalie Cruella > no i want item
  [ 2011.09.06 02:31:18 ] Selona > I have to if you continue.
• [ 2011.09.06 02:41:41 ] Selona > sorry, not giving your corp kill rights
  [ 2011.09.06 02:42:02 ] Selona > this is pretty fishy what you are doing here
  [ 2011.09.06 02:42:10 ] Selona > opening a petition.
  [ 2011.09.06 02:42:40 ] Natalie Cruella > again . i no understand
  [ 2011.09.06 02:42:59 ] Selona > take the items but do NOT follow us
• [ 2011.09.06 02:47:58 ] Natalie Cruella > well good day fine sir
  [ 2011.09.06 02:48:08 ] Natalie Cruella > for am i good english speaking london citizen
  [ 2011.09.06 02:48:23 ] Selona > guessed so :)
  [ 2011.09.06 02:48:49 ] Natalie Cruella > indeed
  [ 2011.09.06 02:48:58 ] Natalie Cruella > and you are my ... how i say in engish .. BITCH
  [ 2011.09.06 02:49:07 ] Selona > so ? :)
  [ 2011.09.06 02:49:36 ] Selona > it will take a while, hm ? :)
  [ 2011.09.06 02:50:05 ] Natalie Cruella > not anymore i got a cane on its way ;)

So after getting some threats i finally reveal my self as indeed a fine english gentlemen ... which i am -_- .. maybe from essex but still ;). The raven explodes in a bright, thrilling and loud fashion where it didnt even fire back :/.. i wanted a fight :'(.
Soon after i get a convo again from HER followed with

• [ 2011.09.06 02:57:16 ] Selona > very nice of you... we both had a dc...
  [ 2011.09.06 02:57:23 ] Selona > would have paid -.-
  [ 2011.09.06 02:57:28 ] Natalie Cruella > convinient that isnt it
  [ 2011.09.06 02:57:35 ] Natalie Cruella > owell next time then
  [ 2011.09.06 02:57:41 ] Natalie Cruella > or you can still pay me
• [ 2011.09.06 03:00:51 ] Natalie Cruella > your a girl ?
  [ 2011.09.06 03:01:02 ] Selona > yes, and not in the kitchen ^^
  [ 2011.09.06 03:01:08 ] Natalie Cruella > why not ?
  [ 2011.09.06 03:01:18 ] Selona > cause you stole my sandwich :p (EPIC COMMENT BTW)
• i also got convod by the neut alt in the mission which he then said a rather ammusing comment regarding titans :/.
  
  [ 2011.09.06 02:39:36 ] Taiter Kouvo > i take your shit
  [ 2011.09.06 02:39:45 ] Taiter Kouvo > and i then leave
  [ 2011.09.06 02:39:50 ] Natalie Cruella > no i take you
  [ 2011.09.06 02:39:56 ] Taiter Kouvo > i shoot i take i flee
  [ 2011.09.06 02:40:21 ] Taiter Kouvo > or i send the titan
  [ 2011.09.06 02:40:31 ] Taiter Kouvo > my corp is near if you want

OK well that is all for that kill, phew a ton of text to write out there, but i just simply couldnt leave it out, besides i know you all missed my posts, so this is me making up for it.





Finally, the last kill of the night was on a Dominix .. please look at the kill mail first and you will see how hilarious this is .. 5... 4...3...2...1.. ok i guess you looked at it by now and your looking back here, GOOD, ok well the story behind this is i warp into the mission, start salvaging but not looting as my orca just Disconnected, but for some strange messed up reason.. he agresses and well this is what follows

• 
  03:47:31 Combat Anode Mega Electron Particle Cannon I belonging to Raxxior misses you completely.
  03:47:31 Notify Raxxior, Criminals are not welcome here. Leave now or be destroyed.
  03:47:39 Notify CONCORD Police Captain has started trying to warp scramble "Raxxior [GSTR](Dominix)"
  03:47:53 Notify Caldari Navy Gremlin Rocket deactivates as the Item it was targeted at is no longer present.
  03:48:03 Notify Approaching EPS Hive Mind Wreck

Last but not least of my refreshed and new hunting experience was some local lols. The raven i killed, yea the german chick, she started posting this in local and nearby systems

• Selona > !! Warning PvE Players: Pirate in Mies System, will warp to your mission and loot your stuff. When you attack you get scrambled and killed. Player: Natalie Cruella !!
  [ 2011.09.06 03:51:31 ] Selona > sorry for ruining your fun hun
  [ 2011.09.06 03:54:45 ] Natalie Cruella > tbh
  [ 2011.09.06 03:54:55 ] Natalie Cruella > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14156195#mail
  [ 2011.09.06 03:55:14 ] Natalie Cruella > i didnt even have to take from his wreck .. just the sight of me made him get concorded :D

Oh and a quick eve mail from her aswell




-Nat
-Come visit us in my channel in eve "cruellas crib"